WTF is this?

Crossbones

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Hey you buncha dead beats....

We got our Christmas tree up and today I get home and found a package under the tree. I'm wondering who it might be for. :D

And we need some guesses as to what might be in it!
 
Is it a do-it-yourself lobotomy kit?
 
I think it's for me. I think it's a coupon to buy a blonde man on a motorcyle for a couple o' hours of trysting.

Er....I mean playing checkers.
 
Rupert said:
Is it a do-it-yourself lobotomy kit?
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If it is I'll send it your way -- at this point you can use it. ;)
 
That kind of thing only works once. ;)
 
My Bet is a Chuckie doll, or a maybe a rock'em sock'em robots with Art and Mike.
 
My bet is Big58's annual penis pump

Ya know.. they start off with a small shaft and continue to enlarge every year

Sorta that whole Christamas fruitcake that gets passed around every year

Hey?

Roids bad..

Beer good

Nothing makes your crank look like a short stack of buttons like roids..

Speaking of which

Wheres that no neck Big58 at anyways?

Much as I hate the guy

Inside

Kinda miss the guy
 
I don't know, a Tom Walsh inflatable doll? Comes with a handy repair kit to seal up any leaks.
 
It is too big to be Tom Walsh's playbook...

It is too small to be Randy Moss' ego...

It is not square enough to be a John Madsen Jersey...

It is wrapped up tight, so it isn't Art Shell's traitor...

It did get there fast, though. So... it is about average in size, got there fast, looks like the goods on the outside, but leaves you waiting for weeks and weeks before you can unwrap its potential...

By God, Bones, I think your wife got you your very own Michael Huff for Christmas! Congratulations... but, um, don't look at the credit card bill until after the New Year, okay? Trust me on that one...
 
Oh God. Another thread gone bad.

It had such potential!
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First question: Was the house empty when you found it?
Second question: Was it ticking?
Third question: Have you pissed off the misses lately?

If all of the answers were no, then I'll guess that it's probably a Raiders crying towel for ya. Of course, since this is for CB, it may be a do-it-yourself walker kit or a one way ticket to an old folks home.
 
A super-sized bottle of Mustard from the Nips?
 
I believe that's the 4th Lombardi trophy that was gift-wrapped to the Patriots by the NFL in 2002.
 
It is the infamous underminer from within.

Shell decided that instead of confronting the guy, he would just severe off his arms and legs and send them to you Bones. Afterall, that is much easier than actually communicating with the guy.

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Industrial size box of Randy Moss tissue?
 
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