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Ark Raider

Ark Raider

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Let me tell you it was twice as bad in person as it is on TV. Do you know what it's like to have CINCI fans pat you on the back and tell you they know how you feel? I felt sorry for the kid who showed up in his Darth Vader costum that had "Uno Ocho" on the back. You can imagine the amount of shit the kid got from the jump.

As a side note, anybody going to Ohio, don't bother with the chili. IT SUCKS. I bought a 10 pack of chili dogs before I ever tried the chili, took 1 bite and threw the rest in the trash. Why these people put sugar and cinnamon in there fucking chili is beyond me. Might as well offer hot ass and cabbage pastrami sandwiches. The people were really nice but I don't think I've ever seen so many ugly women in my life. I did get to try White Castle's for the first time. I had to step over a handfull of blood matted hair and scalp to get in line. Unfortunately I missed the cat fight by about 10 minutes. Maybe Harold and Kumar need to go to Krystal. No difference from what I could tell.
 
Bad football...

Awful chili...

Ugly women...


You really hit for the trifecta there Arkie...
 
Is it that skyline chili crap they pour over spaghetti? Man have we hit rock bottom with Cincy fans giving us their condolences.
 
And I thought I was having a bad week.

Arkie, Thanks for helping me to realize it could be worse. I could be living in Cincy with bad chili and ugly women.
 
Chili should cause a burning sensation and women should taste sweet. Flip that and its not good at all.
 
Skyline is supposed to be the "good" chili. That's what they used to serve in the stadium. They now serve Goldstar. Either way chili where I come from is way different.

They also have a really cute fight song that I've provided a link to. If you are borderline hetero you probably shouldn't click it. It could push you over the edge.

http://www.bengals.com/fans/fightsong.asp

At least the beer was cold. Of course at the rate I was drinking it after our 1st offensive play, it didn't have a shot at getting warm.
 
Ark Raider said:
Skyline is supposed to be the "good" chili. That's what they used to serve in the stadium. They now serve Goldstar. Either way chili where I come from is way different.

They also have a really cute fight song that I've provided a link to. If you are borderline hetero you probably shouldn't click it. It could push you over the edge.

http://www.bengals.com/fans/fightsong.asp

At least the beer was cold. Of course at the rate I was drinking it after our 1st offensive play, it didn't have a shot at getting warm.
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HAHA! that is the worse musical creation since Gwen Stafani! No Doubt! The Bengal tuba growl will crumble your Heterosexuality in one listen.
 
Ark Raider said:
Let me tell you it was twice as bad in person as it is on TV. Do you know what it's like to have CINCI fans pat you on the back and tell you they know how you feel? I felt sorry for the kid who showed up in his Darth Vader costum that had "Uno Ocho" on the back. You can imagine the amount of shit the kid got from the jump.

As a side note, anybody going to Ohio, don't bother with the chili. IT SUCKS. I bought a 10 pack of chili dogs before I ever tried the chili, took 1 bite and threw the rest in the trash. Why these people put sugar and cinnamon in there fucking chili is beyond me. Might as well offer hot ass and cabbage pastrami sandwiches. The people were really nice but I don't think I've ever seen so many ugly women in my life. I did get to try White Castle's for the first time. I had to step over a handfull of blood matted hair and scalp to get in line. Unfortunately I missed the cat fight by about 10 minutes. Maybe Harold and Kumar need to go to Krystal. No difference from what I could tell.
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I'll take a Krystal gutbomb over a White Castle anyday. At least Krystal doesn't have a soggy bun.
 
Jack's sore libido said:
I'll take a Krystal gutbomb over a White Castle anyday. At least Krystal doesn't have a soggy bun.
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Never had one of those White Castles but you hear a lot about 'em. Guess I'm not missing much.
 
None of 'em can compare to a Double-Double at In 'N Out. Not a single one.
 
TheNextStep said:
None of 'em can compare to a Double-Double at In 'N Out. Not a single one.
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Isn't the In 'N Out Burger a California thing? I've eaten at 'em a few times and they have great burgers. I like that they have kept their menu simple and to the point. Ya go into McDonald's these days and it's like reading the menu at Denny's. :mad:
 
TheNextStep said:
None of 'em can compare to a Double-Double at In 'N Out. Not a single one.
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Not in the same class.

In 'N Out is high-class fast food. It's not even fast. It's like Fatburger.

White Castle and Krystal are good if you're really drunk or really high or just starving and want something NOW.
 
Hey we have Fatburger up here...two of 'em know of. So you recommend trying it Jack? I love burgers! :D

On an off topic note, how 'bout them Seahawks! Bwahahahaha.
 
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