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jatfly

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SORRY GOTTA VENT!!!!!!!!!!
Well I haven't been posting much since things have been really crazy lately.
First my Dad has been fighting the Big Cancer for a few months. Finally Stopped Radiation and hasn't ate solid food since Thanksgiving. He lost 65 pounds (which was needed), so I told him the other day "it takes you getting cancer for you to lose the extra weight dumb ass" He is a trooper though, he never stopped working (except for a few days and he works at a Steel Mill) and he even was working ever other weekend over the last two months....Stupid Mill Hunky...

Yesterday he had a Hersheys Kiss so he is starting to get back on track.

My Kid is 3 and in pre-school, and 3 weeks ago my wife had to pick him up for hitting other kids. Then a few days later he took a plastic phone and busted a kids face open. The other kid was sleeping at the time......Nice right. This is stuff that I want him doing at 16 not 3.....Then again this stupid church school. Lets the kids play for a half hour before trying to get them to settle down to actually work. A little ass backwards if you ask me.........

Oh yeah and then the wife was scheduled to get a boob job on the 22nd of March.
The tuesday before the boob job is when my kid busted this other kid open.
So she had them done and went from Size A and went to a C. YEAH NICE! No pics though sorry, she won't let me take any. She was sore and totally out of commision for at least a week. Then on that following Thursday she said her tooth was hurting. Then on Friday she went to the dentist and he decided she needed a root canal that day. She was doped up on one type of drug already now she extra doped up. So I had to take care of her. Now it has been over a week since that was done and she is feeling way better.


While all this above was going on I have had 2 Phone interviews and one in person with LARGE eastern US telecommunications company. I once apon a time worked for Worldcom before the executives robbed us and forced the company into bankruptcy. So now I am trying to get back into the fold with a major player. I had a good in person interview and shortly after the guy called me and ask for my money requirements. So I gave him 20% over my current salary. He told me that was high the job but he would see what he could do. Then today I get a call from the Telecom companies HR dept today telling me I have the job at the money I ask for...........................HOLY SHIT!
Right now I'm looking for a short and simple resignation letter online.
Tomorrow when I get in I am calling the new boss, I have to give him my start date. Then I am turning in my papers. Now I am Leaving my current company and turning in my Blackberry and giving up working all hours of the day for a 9-5 for 20% over what I make now.
ONLY IN AMERICA.........

It shows me you suffer through all the bullshit long enough and things start to get better.

NOW FOR A MUSICAL QUOTE......From Tesla
I'm a hard workin' man, doin' all that I can, tryin' to make ends meet
Just a-makin' my way through this jungle today, it's gettin' the best of me

But I know it's gettin' better, and a change is gonna come my way
Yes I know it's gettin' better, better every day, oh yeah

Been a-changin' the scene, if you know what I mean
Good things are comin' my way
Now I'm livin' my life, and I'm doin' it right, sun shinin' every day

I can feel it gettin' better, and a change is gonna come my way
Yes I feel it gettin' better, better every day, yeah yeah

Now it's only gettin' better, and a change has finally come my way
Yes it's only so much better, oh, gettin' better every day, yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
 
Good stuff Jat, congrats on the news, brother!
 
Congrats on the new toys .... enjoy my friend. :D

It's Funny I never was a Boob man,,,,,but now for some strange reason they make me smile ever time I see them,,,,,,,
 
I was ready to jump off a bridge until I got to the bottom.

Hey "C cup boobs"...not bad homie. Congrats to the Mrs. Of course this thread is completely worthless without pictures. :mad:

Congratulations on the new job. Best of luck.
 
Sorry to hear about your pops health problems, but congrats on the new job and new boobs.... (definitely the first time I've ever said that)
 
Of course this thread is completely worthless without pictures. :mad:



Sorry pops, jat couldn't post the missus, but lucky for you, good old Arkie is always good for a few self-portraits in an old man's time of need!...
 
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I can see HB explaining this to the mrs after he forgot to purge the cache files. That was nauseating
 
Giant man boobs.. Blerghh!!!

Boobs can be too big, too. Actually, that's a good trivia question: "What is the most commonly performed plastic surgery?" Answer: Breast reduction, believe it or not. Once we're done with the kid production and whatnot, the wifey is probably going to get reduced down to a D or C cup to help out her back and clothes purchasing. You'd be suprised what a pain in the ass it is to have gigantic breasts. Big funbags for daddy, sure. Heh. But, hell.. a nice C cup is more than enough. Plus, then we don't have to special order bras at like $80-100 a pop.
 
I'm sorry to hear that your dad is battling cancer, but happy to hear that he seems to be doing relatively well with it. Sorry that your 3 year old's pimp hand is so strong already. Congratulations on the boobies and the new job.
 
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