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Langlier

Langlier

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Bing! Bang Boom!
Is it time to bench Andrew Walter?
Brayton - start him at DT?
OL - How much difference a year makes
Kiffinated Offense - too much West Coast or Don't mess with whats working
 
"The Raiders are foolish for passing on a franchise QB once again to take Calvin Johnson."
ESPN

"The Raiders are foolish for passing on Calvin Johnson to take a QB."
ESPN

"We could have drafted Leinart last year!"
Crossbones

"I can't throw the damn ball to myself."
Calvin Johnson

"Who's the top rated QB in next years draft again?"
Calvin Johnson Jihadist


"I knew Robert Gallery was going to be great all along."
The Raider Nation

"I knew Jake Grove was going to be great all along."
Madturk

"Cha-Ching!"
Nnamdi Asomugha


"Damn, I should have taken hawaiianboy's draft advice. Again."
Al Davis

"We're a playoff team in '08!"
hawaiianboy
 
"Here we go again folks...can you say Darren McFadden in '08?"
 
"These QB's are totally over-rated. None of them would even be considered first rounders in last years draft"
 
Jamarcus Russell boat sex scandal, Dominic Rhodes excused from the team.


Where's this Kiffin rushing offense we heard about?

Lamont Jordan=Douche


Dominic Rhodes=Larry Brown?

Warren Sapp vs Kris Jenkins Thread(B.Y.O.B)

AWAL time, feed him to the wolves.

the AWAL thread(featuring useless fights about the qb when everything else is wrong)

OT:Hawaii native arrested after separate groping incidents with raiderette and Jamarcus Russell

The "we shoulda' drafted Brady Quinn Thread(featuring "i told you so" after a couple good games, damage control for the next 8)
 
"Calvin Johnson learns to throw to himself and makes pro-bowl as QB and WR"

"Adrian Peterson goes for 1500 and 15 Td's in Cle, meanwhile Raiders defense still gasping for air after Lamont Jordan dances for a two yard loss on 3rd and 2."
 
"Rob Ryan rumored for Cleveland, Washington, New York Giants, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and Kansas City head coaching jobs"ESPN

"Why does my ass hurt?"
hawaiianboy

"Raider Start season 2-1"
Oakland Tribune

"Seriously, my ass is killing me!!!"
hawaiianboy

"JaMarcus Russell to Start After Raiders Lose 3 Straight"
CNN/SI

"Is rectal bleeding bad?"
hawaiianboy

"LaMont Jordan Lost for Season"
San Jose Mercury News

"Raiders Finish Strong, Knock Chargers Out of Playoffs"
San Francisco Chronicle

"I'm Scheduled for an Assectomy"
hawaiianboy
 
the negativity around here is fucking amazing...........

So now I will lift us up and see how you like these.....

"Suprising Raiders"

"Rookie of the year - JaMarcus Russell"

"Porter bounces back from horrible 2006 season"

"Jordon and Rhodes what a tag team punch"

"Raiders Defense still top notch 7 weeks in a row"

"Asomugha is Pro-Bowl bound, and this time he plans on making the flight"

"Sapp and Burgess tied for league lead in sacks"

"Schweigert proves to all those assclowns on AFCWF that they were wrong"
 
"Randy Moss, Lamont Jordan, Jerry Porter and Courtney Anderson all traded to Denver for an old Steve Atwater wristband"
- Nancy " Battle axe" Gay
 
How about a more positive spin:

" Raider rookie's making huge impact, Kid Kiffin nominee for coach of the year"

" Calvin Johnson, Blaylock and Z.Miller revitalize Oakland offense"

" Andrew Walter pulls an Alex Smith"
 
The two I want to see:

"Raider Charger game moved to Sunday Night"

and

"Raiders knock Bolts from Playoff hunt in prime time"
 
And this time I am officially through with this team

Ugly Nipples

Are liver spots bad?

Bones

I told you Burgess was a one trick pony

Bill

How poi combined with Don Ho records can enhance your sex drive

Hawaiian Boy

I gratefully accept the title of Lil Al winner

Mad Turk
 
It's "Ja" time. What have we got to lose? We're friggin' 0-8.

Randy Moss on Fox Sports... Welcome to last year.

Al Davis has lost it. Kiffin a puppet for the Dark Lord?

With the first pick in the 2008 NFL draft, the Oakland Raiders select...

One thing sure fellas (and TG) we're not setting ourselves up for a let down! ;)
 
Hop Aboard The "Cable Car" Express-Oaklands RB Duo Combine For 195 Yards

Gallery Defying His Critics

Kid Kiffin Drops Denver, Shanahan Declares War

Coach Kiffin Smacks The Shit Out Of Nancy Gay, Then Yells Next Question?

Raiders Owner Al Davis Seen Peeing Pants As Raiders Start Off 6-0

Seabass Set's NFL Record For Longest Kick In Win Over The Broncos

Calvin Johnson Looking Like Oaklands Go To Receiver

Thomas Howard Sacks San Diego's Hopes Of The Playoffs

Oaklands DB's Leading NFL In INTS

Justin Fargas On Injured Reserve

Justin Griffith Plows Past Merriman In OT Victory

Raiders Looking At Jon Gruden For OC 2008

Cleveland Browns New Head Coach Rob Ryan, Expected To Bring in Brother For DC Spot
 
Seabass Set's NFL Record For Longest Kick In Win Over The Broncos


YES.
 
Quick Poll: Who should start the rest of the season, McCown, Walter, or Edwards?

Aaaargh!! Kiwi had 3 sacks. I knew we should have taken this guy at #7.

OK, Gallery, we're giving you one more chance......

The NFL hates the Raiders! Do you believe this crap?!?
 
NFL conspiracy haunts Raiders. Goodell revokes franchise.
 
Raiders lose law suit in Oakland, Move To Mexico...Viva La Raiders!
 
NFL puts an immediate ban on cut blocks after Oakland Guard Boothe takes out Merrimans knees.
 
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