The NFL All Criminal Team

[Raidermania12]

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=850&SectionID=2

We made 5 guys on the team.

I'm shocked that Cole Ford was beat out by Jano though.

 

[Raidermania12]

Highlight:
Gene Atkins - S



Arrested for firebombing a former business associate but was later acquitted. Most recently he barricaded himself in his house after his wife called police claiming he had shoved her against a wall, choked her, bit her and then beat her with a remote control. Then, when told by police that he was under arrest, Atkins replied, "No I'm not" and punched the officer in the throat, then pushed him outside the home. Surprisingly the police didn't agree, re-entered the home, found Atkins holding four knives, and summarily dropped him with a 'hot shot' from a Taser gun.

 

[Jack's sore libido]

Three Seminoles, three Hurricanes and at least three Trojans.

 

[RHC]

I'm afraid I'd have to replace either Rolle or Fuller with Shithead Jones.

What a piece of dogshit that dude is.

And hey, we own 20% of the all-criminal team.

 

[Ark Raider]

I would think that Patrick Bates could've garnered some support for special teams or something. Nothing says Tough Love like beating the shit out of the mother of your child while she's breast feeding.