**** the Chiefs!...

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If there is a game that I consider a MUST WIN for Lane Kiffin, it's the Chiefs at the HOT...

I hate their team, their lardass, constantly yapping like a tiny ratdog, mullet wearing fanbase, Arrowhead Stadium and the way they bastardize the National Anthem... Skull**** them Kiff!...


That is all...
 
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The Chefs?

I hate those bastards more than any team on earth. I'd love to see us sweep them this year and I think we can.
 
Lotta drama for a team coming off a win...

Chiefs can’t spell team with LJ

It’s too late now. Larry Johnson got his guaranteed millions, a hefty new contract that bought him the freedom to pout and behave selfishly at his own discretion.

He arrived at Sunday’s game in a black, chauffeured Maybach 62, one of the world’s 10 most expensive cars, priced at $350,000-plus, Mercedes Benz’s answer to the Rolls-Royce, a vehicle intended for mega-celebrities in major cities and the filthy rich.

We know now how Larry plans to handle his newfound wealth and responsibility — poorly.

We know now how he plans to repay the Kansas City football fans, teammates, coaches, front-office executives and representatives of the media who chose to overlook his immaturity and support him — he’s going to make us look like fools.

Sunday’s game with the Bengals was it for me. I’ve given up on Larry Johnson.

He is what he is — the guy who declined to pass-block in Dallas in 2005, the guy some Chiefs players swore would become a deadly locker-room cancer when armed with a huge signing bonus, the guy Dick Vermeil claimed wore diapers, the guy who spiked the ball for no reason with 4 minutes to play in Sunday’s game.

I could go on. We all have a Larry Johnson story. Remember when he stated on HBO that black players preferred playing for black coaches because they know what it’s like to be a young black athlete?

Yeah, I thought about that comment Sunday when the Chiefs were trying to climb into first place in the AFC West, the Bengals were trying to dig out of an AFC Central hole, and Larry Johnson was throwing the ball in anger and Cincinnati’s Chad Johnson was refusing to finish a pass route, which led to a critical interception.

Johnson and Johnson, two of the most selfish and buffoonish players in the NFL. I could see what’s happening in Cincinnati — Marvin Lewis has lost control of his football team because he and the organization tolerated Ocho Cinco’s bojanglery for too long — happening in Kansas City.

Herm Edwards is in the process of getting sold out by the running back who likes to pretend that he’s down for the cause.

Well, now we know what Larry’s cause is — Larry Johnson. All season he’s carried himself as if his 52 teammates don’t care about winning, as if the coaching staff wants to run for 10 yards, as if he could double as offensive coordinator.

Why not master the art of being a complete running back before demanding Mike Solari’s job? On Sunday Johnson had a careless goal-line fumble and whiffed on at least one pass block that got Damon Huard creamed.

No one threw a sideline tantrum or tried to show Larry up. His teammates moved on. They gave Larry respect. With each selfish act that respect is evaporating. His late-game spike of frustration cost the Chiefs 5 yards, stopped the game clock and could have easily cost the Chiefs the game.

His poisonous attitude is beginning to take root in the locker room. I blame cornerback Benny Sapp’s meltdown partially on Larry Johnson. When your highest-paid, highest-profile player is constantly brooding and acting unprofessionally in full public view, it’s not surprising when other players join in.

Look at the 1-4 Bengals and Marvin Lewis; they were darlings of the league just a couple of seasons ago. Everyone loved Chad Johnson’s look-at-me buffoonery, and Lewis pretended that Johnson’s antics had no impact on team chemistry. Locker-room disputes between Johnson and members of the Cincinnati coaching staff were all explained away as baseless rumors.

Does any of this sound familiar? Did Herm Edwards not open a postgame news conference this season explaining away the “frustrated emotions” of his players after an on-field tirade by Larry Johnson and Damon Huard and an alleged halftime locker-room tirade by several players?

At some point, Edwards and Carl Peterson are going to have to take a united stand against Johnson’s behavior. The Patriots and the Colts are the two best franchises in the league over the last five or six years. Yes, they’re blessed with Tom Brady and Peyton Manning. But the organizations are also smothered in a team-first attitude.

Obviously, giving Johnson a huge contract was a mistake, one that I can’t blame Peterson for making. What do the Chiefs do from here?

The next time LJ acts up, I’d deactivate him for the following game. Sure, you risk alienating him, losing him mentally and emotionally. But that’s already taking place. Johnson has backed the Chiefs into a corner. Edwards and Peterson might as well fight back and gain respect from the 52 other players in the locker room.
 
I can see Kiffin attempt to really open the game if Dauntes brain allows so...I think we could pass on them all day if we give Sims help with Allen. I just fear or know that old Herm will try to control the clock with LJ and if that sieve if D-line can't put it together it will be a painful long game coming down to the toe of a Polish guy with two left feet.
 
If we don't stack the box against LJ, then we're fugged IMO. If we have to lose, I'd rather it be Huard throwing to Gonzo. I don't want to see LJ in our secondary dragging Stu on his back for 20 yard runs. Gonzo will get his catches, but I think Huff can do a pretty decent job on him. I think Aso can neutralize Bowe. Huard is a much different QB when he doesn't have to rely solely on his arm though.

Now I hope Royal Carribean has this game on their dish as I got roped into going to a wedding at seas over the weekend
 
Same deal this week as last. Shut down Larry Johnson...at all costs! Wrap Huff around Gonzales the whole game and let Huard try to beat us through the air. If last week wasn't a lesson on how not to win I don't know what is.

Hey Ryan - now hear this. Do whatever you have to do to slow down Johnson. If you don't we will lose.
 
The Chiefs have an o-line that sucks, but is comming together. LJ is finding his groove and they seem to find ways to win. Unlike us 3 times this year when we seem to find ways to lose.

This game frightens me and if we lose, it could put us into a nice little tailspin. But if we pull out a win against these Trans Am drivin, Aqua Velva and Members Only wearing homos, then it could put our team over the top in terms of a we can beat anyone, anytime attitude.
 
I agree... f*ck the chiefs.

I don't need a reason, just f*ck em'.
 
Now I hope Royal Carribean has this game on their dish as I got roped into going to a wedding at seas over the weekend


I hope "getting roped into going to a wedding at seas" is some kind of literal reference and not like the cruise aboard the SS Sausage Jockey that Nips got roped into last year...


Interesting trivial info: 2 out of 3 of our AFC West opponents have head coaches that grew up as Raider fans (Norv, Herm Edwards)...
 
I have no idea why Raider Fan is also jacked about Jared Allen being a FA. There is zero chance that KC wouldn't slap the franchise tag on him. Dominating DE's don't grow on trees. He isn't going anywhere.

And turk stop your BS whining about "having to go on a cruise". You know you love it. BTW you can join us in the game day thread in the ships Internet Lounge. You can forget seeing it on television. ;)
 
There's notin' wrong wit buying a entertainment center from walmart you prejudice pricks

Fuck you !
 
I have no idea why Raider Fan is also jacked about Jared Allen being a FA. There is zero chance that KC wouldn't slap the franchise tag on him. Dominating DE's don't grow on trees. He isn't going anywhere.

And turk stop your BS whining about "having to go on a cruise". You know you love it. BTW you can join us in the game day thread in the ships Internet Lounge. You can forget seeing it on television. ;)

You're right, but I'd consider dropping our 2008 1st rounder him.

Why?

He's a proven player at a need position and either way, the money is spent.

This Sunday will define the rest of the season in all likelihood. I don't see how this team could rebound and have that "something to play for" drive we dropped to 2-4 (0-3 in the Division). Not for a second.
 
I have no idea why Raider Fan is also jacked about Jared Allen being a FA. There is zero chance that KC wouldn't slap the franchise tag on him. Dominating DE's don't grow on trees. He isn't going anywhere.

And turk stop your BS whining about "having to go on a cruise". You know you love it. BTW you can join us in the game day thread in the ships Internet Lounge. You can forget seeing it on television. ;)

KC will want two first day picks for him so they'll most likely get to keep him for at least another season but I do agree with RaiderIV. Based on our less than stellar record for drafting DL in recent years, I'd definitely give up a day one pick for an established DL, preferably a DE. I'd settle for one of the Giants DE:p
 
I wouldnt give up a hairball to the chefs. Jared Allen is theirs, get over it I say. Same for TG and LJ. We gotta go after FA's. Not Franchised draft pick takers. :nono:
 
CHIEFS COULD USE FRANCHISE TAG ON ALLEN by Michael David Smith

Chiefs defensive end Jared Allen has recorded six sacks, broken up four passes, and forced two fumbles in the last four games, and he's doing it at the right time, as his contract expires after the season.

But the Chiefs have no intention of letting Allen get away as a free agent.

"We will not lose Jared Allen," Chiefs General Manager Carl Peterson told Randy Covitz of the Kansas City Star. “I’m always willing to use that franchise tag. At the numbers there are for the top-five-paid defensive ends, I think he'd be very happy."

If Peterson seriously believes Allen would be happy to get the franchise tag, he's foolish. Even though the franchise tag for defensive ends next year will be, per Covitz, more than $10 million, players in the prime of their careers are never happy getting slapped with the franchise tag. They'd always prefer to test the market.

Of course, getting the franchise tag doesn't preclude a player from getting a huge deal. Colts defensive end Dwight Freeney got the exclusive version of the franchise tag in February 2007 and still managed to work out a deal that guaranteed him $30 million.

The biggest question with Allen will be how much his offfield problems will affect his bargaining power. Allen had two DUIs in 2006 and served a two-game suspension at the start of this season. Before agreeing to any long-term deal with Allen, the Chiefs will probably want to put specific language in the contract making clear that any "guaranteed" money isn't actually "guaranteed" if Allen gets himself suspended again.

But Peterson doesn't seem too worried about that.

"He's earning every dollar of it, and I couldn't be more proud of the guy," Peterson told Covitz. "Not only on the field — and we've had some discussions privately — but what he's doing off the field. He's got his life in good order, and he's working at it every single day."
 
Bones, is ther any chance of inviting Big 58 on to this forum for some comments ?
 
I've got our RE anyway... hes a few years older but... man it would be nice to pair him across from burgess

JASON TAYLOR COME ON DOWN!
 
Bones, is ther any chance of inviting Big 58 on to this forum for some comments ?
Doesn't bother me but you better start a poll. Don't want to piss people off.

Oh and if everybody wants Biggie to be invited the guy from across the pond should be the inviter. ;)

Can't you see it now...7 pages of Nips and Big58 going at it! :rotf:
 
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