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I can't do women stand-up comics. It's for somebody, but not me. It's just like women rappers and writers too for the most part, or at least American women writers. There's an audience for all of them, but I am not in it.

Female comics are an enigma. Their actual comedy (roasts aside) tends to be...meh. Some funny bits, but mostly just...not. But when they do interviews and the like, they can be hilarious. Naturally funny, witty people. It just doesn't translate to stand-up for some reason.
 
For a very long time, Dave Chappell was the gold standard but, believe it or not, I think that Bill Burr has eclipsed him. Maybe not in the “all time” argument but certainly in the last 5 years or so.

I like that Burr can do a good hour standup. Or he can riff a beauty off the cuff for 5 minutes on Conan. He can go on a tangent on his podcast and have me pissing myself for an hour.

Naturally funny. Its truly rare. And nothing is off limits for him. Makes it even better lol.

Some of my favorite Bill Burr stuff is when his wife is on the podcast with him. If there's ever been a more perfect match, I'd like to hear about it. Listening to those two shit talk each other is pure gold.

 
This is one of my favorite Bill Burr bits...

I also think Daniel Tosh is hilarious.... Mostly because like Chappelle he's not afraid to offend anyone!

Welcome back @Sleet I was wondering if battling all the Carr haters had finally taken its toll on you.

Nah, just got busy at work. A few times a year I actually have to put in 12 hours a day for long stretches. It’s really the most fun I have as an attorney. Got our filing in today. Fingers crossed.
 
How to Spot a Ladyboy

1. Too Tall: The average height of a Thai woman is 157.3 cm (about 5ft 2in) while the average height for a man is 167.5 cm (about 4 inches taller). There are always exceptions to the rule but, generally speaking, taller women were probably not born as women. Tall people (of any nationality) generally also have large hands and feet, which can be another good indicator.

2. Overacting (and overreacting): Ladyboys do not just exaggerate their femininity; they exaggerate everything! Every word and action is excessively flamboyant. This makes them stand out from the crowd because Thai culture is such that women (even those working in beer bars and go-gos) are usually quite reserved.

3. Link Elbows Hold your arms out straight in front of you, palms up and together. Now try to bring your elbows together without bending your arms. If you have a male skeleton, you won’t be able to make them touch (not without a lot of pain, anyway). Those with a female skeleton can.

4. Check the Angles: There are certain physical attributes of the male body which are very difficult to hide. Men have broader shoulders, narrower hips, thicker veins which are closer to the surface of the skin, straighter wrists, squarer chins, wider jaws and, of course, an Adam’s apple. While looking out for these is a good guide, most of them are relative and difficult to accurately gauge and you can occasionally find some women with some of these traits. Even the Adam’s apple (which no woman has) is not a complete certainty as surgical operations are now available to reduce its size and prominence.

5. The Dress Code: A fancy costume involving feathers and glitter is a dead giveaway that she’s a cabaret dancer and therefore certainly a katoey, but such outfits are not that common on Walking Street. A more visible example of the “too feminine” trait, ladyboys tend to dress in more revealingly than women. Of course, this is not an easy one to gauge on Walking Street, where practically everyone is barely dressed, but ladyboys will often go one step further than most.
The only ones that are hard to spot are in the shows. Some of them you no way would know until it’s too late lol, the working ones easy peasy.
 
Nah, just got busy at work. A few times a year I actually have to put in 12 hours a day for long stretches. It’s really the most fun I have as an attorney. Got our filing in today. Fingers crossed.
My attorney received a six-month suspension yesterday for sleeping with one of his clients. I'm hoping his associate can handle my case as I want to avoid the hassle of hiring another firm. Good times.
 
I think DK still talks to him from time to time.
:wtf1: @NIPS?

I love Louis CK even if he's a sick fuck.

that special he had where he talked about Asian grocery's having barells full of duck vaginas and shit like that, and the ducks must be like, "ok man, you won.. take it easy"... and all he could get outta his wife was a dry handjob .... I don't think I've laughed harder in my life... was in tears.

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Bag of dicks is the stuff of legends.

there's a theory out there that women kinda can't really be funny as a general rule, not like guys are.... definitely not in a standup sense... can't say I disagree.

there are some ladies that can do some funny slapstick stuff in TV and movies tho..

No one has made me laugh harder than my wife tbh. But agree I’ve never found a stand up female comedian that was great.

Schumer did have allegations of theft, I’ll give you that. I’ll also give you that Whitney Cummings most recent special wasn’t funny… though I’ve seen her before and she was great. All in all, though, humor is subjective. Who are your favorite comedians? I don’t ask because I want to Start taking swings at you. I have a really broad sense of humor, so I’m genuinely curious. Mine start with the obvious: Bill Burr, Dave Chappell. I fucking love Jimmy Carr (no relation) and Hannibal Burress as well.

Dave Attell is underrated.

Unpopular opinion: I only want to see Kevin Hart in supporting comedic actor roles now. While he was hilarious 15 years or so ago on the Def Comedy Jam stage (I’m not a fighter, I’m a scuffler), every special he’s released is a little bit less funny than the last one. I don’t care if he’s the highest grossing act, there are a dozen stand ups out there right now that are funnier than he is on stage at this point.

And I like Kevin Hart a lot, actually.
we really need that unlike button

Shit, since we’re on comedy, I’ll go with another unpopular opinion: Although I absolutely CANNOT articulate why, I fucking love Gilbert Gottfried.
I rest my case
 
Shit, since we’re on comedy, I’ll go with another unpopular opinion: Although I absolutely CANNOT articulate why, I fucking love Gilbert Gottfried.

I saw him at the Comedy Cellar back in the day. He had me peeing in my pants.
 
I can't do women stand-up comics. It's for somebody, but not me. It's just like women rappers and writers too for the most part, or at least American women writers. There's an audience for all of them, but I am not in it.

When the gold standard of women writers is Jane Austin, it is a rough scene.

Like you said there is an audience for it but I just can't get into the material.
 
Imagine it being 2022.

You are an ex GM looking for work.

And your two first round picks from two seasons ago are out of the NFL and sharing a jail cell together.

Dudes actually wanted to keep this fucker on as a GM lmfao.
 
J.K. Rowling is an unintentionally fantastic female comedian. The way she gets the tards in an uproar is hilarious.
 
I saw him at the Comedy Cellar back in the day. He had me peeing in my pants.
People talk about comedians that just don’t give a fuck? Gilbert has no chill at all. Straight up doesn’t give a shit. I admire that.
 
People talk about comedians that just don’t give a fuck? Gilbert has no chill at all. Straight up doesn’t give a shit. I admire that.

He's one of the only comedians I have seen that made Howard laugh hysterically.
 
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