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TheNextStep

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Usually, I try to keep things kind of organized, because I appreciate good presentation... but, as I explained to Bones, I just don't have a hell of a lot of time these days. Between Christmas parties, the never-ending "schoolmate birthday party" circuit, Cub Scouts, and a million other things that every has to attend or plan or schedule during this time of year, I could give a rat's ass about presentation right now. So... yes, this will probably ramble a bit.

Another way that lack of time is messing with me is that I haven't been in as many discussions as normal, so I'll inevitably hit on some things that other people have already discussed into the ground. Well... so be it.

End of preamble, Goddammit.

- Maybe it is because I don't watch ESPN anymore and really only catch up on day-to-day sports via the internet and radio (aside from games on Sunday, of course), but I'm stunned at what I perceive to be an underwhelming amount of tribute to the sadly departed Lamar Hunt. Again, maybe ESPN did a 9 hour "The Life Of..." (or whatever the hell they call it these days) and I'm just out of the loop... but it seemed to me that all I've heard about is TO spitting on somebody, Carmelo trying to start a slap fight with somebody, or a dozen other "why do I even care about this" kinds of things. To me, this is a travesty. Lamar Hunt, though founder and owner of the team that I hate more than any other in this world, was a man of vision, determination, and courage and the NFL that we all know and love would look nothing at all like it does today were it not for Lamar Hunt. I hated the team, but I have to respect and admire the man... and for a guy who was truly a giant in his industry (the biggest sporting industry in the nation at that) to not have people talking about the things that he did for days and days after seems like a terrible slight. I was glad to hear, however, that the Raiders dedicated a moment of silence to him.

- Maybe my disbelief is just another sign that I'm on the wrong side of the generation gap, though. Maybe it is just because their target audience is south of age 30 and not interested in what some old guy did 20 years before they were even born. If so, that kind of makes me sad. Understand that I'm a guy who places a great deal of import and pride in history - it is one of the reasons that I'm still an "Al Davis guy" and also one of the reasons why I'm one of those posters who means it sincerely when I talk about the history of the Raiders. For me, it isn't just a copout so that I can feel better about our current sorry state of affairs. I hate to think that others may not have that same type of view on things. Oh, and I'm fucking old, too, so that could be the crux of the problem in and of itself. I'm not "Crossbones Old" but, shit... who is?

- Fuck Langston Walker. There. I said it. I know a lot of other people have said that or words to that effect, but I've supported the guy for a long time and, I believe, I had good reason to. When Linc was here, Langston got called upon to sub in every once in a while - both at LT and at RT - and the guy played some damned good football. I mean... DAMNED good. After Linc left, it just seems like the kid plays soft and stupid. He gets his ass kicked by defensive linemen and doesn't seem to have it in him to dust himself off, get a nasty look in his eye, and think to himself, "Oh, is that how this motherfucker wants to roll? Okay... I got something for his ass." And if he's not getting his ass kicked, he's just flat out missing people. I mean, not even close enough that you can say he pulled a "matador." He's missing people like Michael Jordan misses fastballs. Like Charles Barkley misses fairways. Like Hawaiianboy misses that one bi-curious dude he roomed with in college. So... I have officially had it. Come next off-season, Langston doesn't need to go into it competing with anybody for a starting job - he needs to go into it competing for a freakin' roster spot.

- Nnamdi Asomugha, a guy whom I wanted the Raiders to draft and had us trading up and taking him in the second round that year in the L'il Al Contest because I'm soooooo fucking smart, is playing some lights out football. That is all.

- Fabian Washington kind of got worked a little bit. I like him, but he DID get worked a little bit.

- Why is Tyler Brayton still starting? I don't dislike the guy, mind you, as I'll always like guys with good motors... but when was the last time the guy actually made a play? Yeah, yeah... aside from kicking Jerramy Stevens' left testicle through the uprights, I mean.

- I know that we as Raider fans like to pimp our defense up a little bit, both because they give us SOMETHING to cheer about and because they deserve a bit of pimping... but we're just plain not very good against the run. Sorry, but it is true. So... everyone saying that we need to draft ONLY offense had better start thinking of a good way to fix that weakness through free agency or something... because Tomlinson isn't going away, nor is Larry Johnson.

- The taunting penalty on Courtney Anderson was bullshit. I know it doesn't need to be said, but I needed to say it.

- Why in the HELL was Ron Curry minimized so much this year?

- I don't care if the announced liked the decision to pull Aaron Brooks or not, I was happy with it. Fact is, the guy takes sacks like he's trying to get a guest spot on Will & Grace. And, yeah, you can put some blame on the offensive line for that, but there are many times where Aaron has enough time but panics. Worse, when he panics, he often freezes like a deer in headlights. Oh, and if I see that motherfucker throw another pass behind his receiver, he's going to wake up with a horse's head in his bed.

- Ironic, isn't it, that we Raider fans are getting to see a whole lot of the stuff that we've been screaming that we want to see? "We want to see Gallery, Grove, and Walker returned to their rightful spots on the offensive line instead of playing them out of position!"... "We want to see Barry Sims move inside!"... "We want to see Tommy Kelly play tackle!"... "We want to see Fargas get more touches!"... "We want to see the return of the long ball!"... "We want to see what Andrew Walter can do!"... "We want to see Johnnie Morant on the field!"...

What a bunch of fucking brainiacs we are, huh?
 
First, we have a 10,000 word limit (I think) and that didn't' come close. :p

Second, I liked the old fool from Kansas City who put up a million dollars to get into the football business...sorry to see him go. Now I wish his team would go 7-9 every year for the rest of their lives.

TheNextStep said:
- Why is Tyler Brayton still starting? I don't dislike the guy, mind you, as I'll always like guys with good motors... but when was the last time the guy actually made a play? Yeah, yeah... aside from kicking Jerramy Stevens' left testicle through the uprights, I mean.
About the same time Andrew Walter made a play. Just sayin'.

TheNextStep said:
... but we're just plain not very good against the run. Sorry, but it is true. So... everyone saying that we need to draft ONLY offense had better start thinking of a good way to fix that weakness through free agency or something... because Tomlinson isn't going away, nor is Larry Johnson.
You bastard. You just stole my thunder that I was going to post about this afternoon but then I had a senior moment and completely got side tracked. And yes it's true. We better fix that nose guard thing and probably the DE position that Brayton plays. Even Al Davis had a snide comment about it in the little video clip HB couldn't properly link.

And yes, that is all.
 
TheNextStep said:
Between Christmas parties, the never-ending "schoolmate birthday party" circuit, Cub Scouts, and a million other things that every has to attend or plan or schedule during this time of year, I could give a rat's ass about presentation right now. So... yes, this will probably ramble a bit.

Enjoy it while you can Stepper. My son and I are now conversing about guerilla pot growers. :eek: Happy Bday btw
 
TheNextStep said:

Oh, and I'm fucking old, too, so that could be the crux of the problem in and of itself. I'm not "Crossbones Old" but, shit... who is?

::snicker::


Like Hawaiianboy misses that one bi-curious dude he roomed with in college.

Hey!... In my defense, Natty insisted that it was a natural appreciation of the human body and that all the kids were doing it...


- Nnamdi Asomugha, a guy whom I wanted the Raiders to draft and had us trading up and taking him in the second round that year in the L'il Al Contest because I'm soooooo fucking smart, is playing some lights out football. That is all.

I can attest that Stepper was jockeying Nnamdi pre-draft and even tried to Nigeria-ize his own name in homage to Aso...


- I know that we as Raider fans like to pimp our defense up a little bit, both because they give us SOMETHING to cheer about and because they deserve a bit of pimping... but we're just plain not very good against the run. Sorry, but it is true. So... everyone saying that we need to draft ONLY offense had better start thinking of a good way to fix that weakness through free agency or something... because Tomlinson isn't going away, nor is Larry Johnson.


Biggest problem as I see it is a lack of depth... We've got a bunch of one gappers and Terd as the lone two gapper... I doubt there are any Pat Williams type hogs available through free agency, but both Kris Jenkins and Shaun Rogers may be available via trade... As it stands, I like Conrad Bolston out of Maryland... You've just got to love a kid that asks his coach to put him back on the nose after being moved to the more high profile rush DT spot...


* I was looking at an old notebook from last offseason and have concluded I suck when it comes to QB's... I was all for trading a 2nd for Daunte Culpepper... Didn't want Drew Brees... Didn't want Leinart because of his off field life (Damn that Paris Hilton)... Thought Vince Young was years away... Was sure of Andrew Walter... I'm thinking Raider007 can't wait for me to jump on and jinx his Brady Quinn party train...


* Judging by what I've read, both Trent Green and Jake Plummer will probably be let go this offseason... That would mean all our division rivals will have moved on from their starters over two seasons...


* As bad a dive as I took with QB's, I'm taking a damn bow for my O-line takes... Walker and Sims nothing but quality depth... Sims lacking the in the box strangth to be an effective guard... Marcus McNeil a flat out stud that should be carrying a top 10 grade... Runyan had lots of tread left on the tires...


* As sad as it sounds I just want this jacked up season to just end... Only 131 days till the NFL draft :o ....

* I'm of the opinion that we'd be making a huge mistake should we let Mike Lombardi go...

* Sacriledge I know, but I love the team Marty has put together in San Diego... Nobody has unerachieved more than the Carolina Panthers this year.... Wouldn't mind picking the bones if they choose to blow up that roster...

* Am I the only one that feels that somehow, some way, Terrell Owens is a lock to be on our opening roster?... Then again, I used to have that same feeling about Keyshawn...

* Lock #2: Chris Simms will be the QB throwing to TO and handing off to Adrian Peterson...

* Just something I heard: Remember the name Pete Carmichael Jr as it pertains to our OC spot next year...

*Are we the NFL version of the New York Knicks?...


*Notice to all you who visit the Islands... If you are not an accomplished surfer and the face of the wave is two stories high, I don't care how bad ass you think you are, stay out of the water... We saw a guy get hammered over and over into the reef... Dude had coral imbedded in his skin that is going to itch him for months... It never fails to surprise me how many people have no respect for the ocean, especially among the military types... Without fail, Mother Nature always whoops that ass...

* You chumps can have the snow, I'll take babes with taut bodies running around in bikinis all day...
 
" I don't care if the announced liked the decision to pull Aaron Brooks or not, I was happy with it. Fact is, the guy takes sacks like he's trying to get a guest spot on Will & Grace. "

holy shit thats funny!
 
I also can picture a T.O opening day roster move. If it happens I will hunt that shit head down and take one for the team.

~if we dont beat the Chiefs this week Im going to go even further down the rabbit hole.
 
BigTron said:
I also can picture a T.O opening day roster move. If it happens I will hunt that shit head down and take one for the team.

~if we dont beat the Chiefs this week Im going to go even further down the rabbit hole.

Not only would that be a nice Christmas present, it might knock us down a few pegs in the draft and we might be "forced" to draft Marshawn Lynch. I think he has LT type potential and this team could certainly use a local hero that WANTS to be in Oakland.
 
TheNextStep said:
- I know that we as Raider fans like to pimp our defense up a little bit, both because they give us SOMETHING to cheer about and because they deserve a bit of pimping... but we're just plain not very good against the run. Sorry, but it is true. So... everyone saying that we need to draft ONLY offense had better start thinking of a good way to fix that weakness through free agency or something... because Tomlinson isn't going away, nor is Larry Johnson.
Absolutely, to win games in our division we need to be able to run the ball and stop the run. I hope we don't neglect the defense this offseason. Of course if we could put a few points on the board and stop teams looking to run out the clock from early in the third quarter it would help.
 
hawaiianboy said:
Hey!... In my defense, Natty insisted that it was a natural appreciation of the human body and that all the kids were doing it...



Then riddle me this, Batman. You and I were the only inhabitants in our house but my cock mysteriously gets nicknamed "Mr. Wiggles" and the only person in the house that would use that moniker was not named Natty.
 
Limee said:
Absolutely, to win games in our division we need to be able to run the ball and stop the run.
I totally agree with this. Those are our priorities this offseason I think. hopefully it'll play out that way.
 
Limee said:
Absolutely, to win games in our division we need to be able to run the ball and stop the run. I hope we don't neglect the defense this offseason. Of course if we could put a few points on the board and stop teams looking to run out the clock from early in the third quarter it would help.

Man, I wonder if there's any trade down scenario where we snag Marshawn and are still able to wrangle HB's boy Alan Branch. We have that high second rounder to dangle as bait.
 
Madturk said:
Man, I wonder if there's any trade down scenario where we snag Marshawn and are still able to wrangle HB's boy Alan Branch. We have that high second rounder to dangle as bait.
This would be sweet. We'd get the stud RB and bolster the middle of that DL.

A little for the offense and a little for the defense. That would make a lot of sense to me.
 
As it stands, we have at least two 3rd rounders. One compensatory pick for Chaz. Assuming we get another 3rd for Porter that could conceivably give us three picks in the 3rd. Lot of possibilities here, particlularly to bolster the OL. Samson Satele, Doug Free, Mike Otto, Tony Ugoh.
 
hawaiianboy said:
* Just something I heard: Remember the name Pete Carmichael Jr as it pertains to our OC spot next year...

I'm thinking because he's had some success with developing QB's, namely Brees? Personally, I'd rather see Lofton in here, particularly since he comes from a divison rival and has a connection to the Raiders.
 
The Raiders suck ballz. I hate football right about now. It hurts me so bad to watch this fucking team. The worst feeling is the sorrowful looks I get from friends and family whenever football is talked about.
 
BigPoppaPump said:
The worst feeling is the sorrowful looks I get from friends and family whenever football is talked about.

You get that too huh?

My wife won't even ask me about it now.
 
Madturk said:
Man, I wonder if there's any trade down scenario where we snag Marshawn and are still able to wrangle HB's boy Alan Branch. We have that high second rounder to dangle as bait.

well if Quinn says that he doesnt want to come to Oaktown, we may just be in business...

IMO, thats the only way i see us trading down
 
Right now there are 18 teams with either 6, 7 or 8 wins. With 2 weeks left its still possible for the season to end with 15 teams with 8-8 records. How weird would it be to have one 8-8 team draft 10th overall and have another 8-8 team make the playoffs and go on to win the Superbowl and be drafting 32nd?
 
Banter said:
Right now there are 18 teams with either 6, 7 or 8 wins. With 2 weeks left its still possible for the season to end with 15 teams with 8-8 records. How weird would it be to have one 8-8 team draft 10th overall and have another 8-8 team make the playoffs and go on to win the Superbowl and be drafting 32nd?
The friggin' world is coming to an end.
 
RNorris said:
You get that too huh?

My wife won't even ask me about it now.
Yeah. You guys think YOU have it bad. The Broncos fans won't even talk trash with me anymore. When you lose that deep-seated hate factor, you know your team sucks.
 
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