Plummer to Tampa... F&%k that!

[Langlier]

after being traded to tampa for a 4th round pick... Jake Plummer promptly retires... love that

 

[TommyGirl]

That cracks me up for some reason.

 

[Langlier]

i can just see jakes face


they want to send me where... to play for who?

fuuuuck that!

 

[TommyGirl]

Ahem. Do we need to wash YOUR mouth out with soap, too?

 

[R4Life]

Is this for real?
If so, then while funny, doesn't help us at all.
But it would be really really funny.

 

[Langlier]

Ahem. Do we need to wash YOUR mouth out with soap, too?

meh its appropriate in this case.

but yes per the NFL Network scroller this is true

 

[R4Life]

Mouthy

Ahem. Do we need to wash YOUR mouth out with soap, too?

Are you only offering mouth washing services?

 

[TommyGirl]

It IS really, really funny. It may up Garcia's asking price and change some draft strategy, but you're right. It's funny. Now I can go back to liking Jake Plummer.

 

[R4Life]

PFT

POSTED 12:30 p.m. EST; UPDATED 12:34 p.m. EST, March 3, 2007

PLUMMER RETIRES

Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that Broncos quarterback Jake Plummer has retired in lieu of being traded to Tampa.

Word of the trade broke earlier this morning, but recent published reports suggested that Plummer might pack it in.

Plummer has played 10 NFL seasons. We have a weird feeling that, after a year or so on the sidelines, he might be lured back. The Cardinals, for example, will need a backup after Kurt Warner retires, and it would be fitting for Plummer to end his career there.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

So the deal is dead I imagine

 

[TommyGirl]

Are you only offering mouth washing services?

Is that what it would take? And you just put your rolly-eyed icons away, young man!

 

[R4Life]

Is that what it would take? And you just put your rolly-eyed icons away, young man!

Fucky Fucky fuck fuck

 

[Crow]

Ahem. Do we need to wash YOUR mouth out with soap, too?

Do as she asks, guys. Otherwise, she may start back policing avatars as well.

 

[TommyGirl]

Well, THAT strategy backfired.

 

[TommyGirl]

Do as she asks, guys. Otherwise, she may start back policing avatars as well.

The man has a point. It's either the booby avatars or the f-bombs. Which one do y'all want to give up?

 

[R4Life]

NFL Network's Adam Shefter reports that Jake Plummer has decided to retire in lieu of being traded to the Bucs.

Maybe Mike Shanahan should have treated him better. Denver now loses the fourth-round pick they would have picked up. Plummer never seemed like someone who "needed" football, but he's only 33 and could always re-consider in the future. Chris Simms can breathe a little easier. While the Bucs will find a veteran quarterback, he's unlikely to be as good as Plummer.

Ha ha - Donkey boy!

 

[R4Life]

Fudge

The man has a point. It's either the booby avatars or the f-bombs. Which one do y'all want to give up?

Never give up the boobies!

 

[Langlier]

The man has a point. It's either the booby avatars or the f-bombs. Which one do y'all want to give up?

hey i think i need a booby avatar... just a big old pair of bouncing boobs... i think ive found my project for the next couple hours

 

[TommyGirl]

hey i think i need a booby avatar... just a big old pair of bouncing boobs... i think ive found my project for the next couple hours

You go right ahead. Then I'll expect to see no more f-bombs.

I think no larger than a D-cup, perhaps in a polka-dot bikini?

 

[hawaiianboy]

After seeing what a vet like Gannon did under Gruden, I'd be chartering a RV to Tampa if I was Plummer... What a doof...

Me thinks Plummer has his heart set on playing for Kubiak and the Texans...

 

[TommyGirl]

I'm actually puzzled at Plummer's resistance, too. Gruden's offense would certainly do him no harm. Maybe he doesn't want to be benched in favor of Simms? Who knows?

Now I'm wondering why Tampa hasn't courted Tui, which seemed to be the direction that conventional wisdom would have them taking.