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Zachary Matias Rice was born Monday night at 8:22pm, 8 lbs 11 oz

Little lady and baby are doing fine, will be released tomorrow. Had to induce labor. I gotta tellya, those fuckin flinstone couches at the hospital suck serious ass to sleep on
 
Congrats man.

See what happens when you shoot your mustard anywhere other than the eye?
 
It's never too early to put a football and a baseball inthe crip. If the wife sneaks a soccer ball in there, you can throw the whole hetero thing right out in the yard.

Congratulations Nips
 
Way to go Nips, no more titty bars for you. :D
 
congrats dude,,,,get some sleep now, because that first week home you won't get none!
 
Congrats man. Less drinking money for you!
 
Bro you can't put a nipple on a bottle of Corona and call it a night or the Goverment will come get you.:D Welcome to the world of "mustard" in the diaper. Congrats freind!
 
Congrats on the lil' Raiderfan midget without moustache mon!
 
Atta boy Nippsy!

Good stuff.
 
congrats Nips, cool baby name.:D


edit: r4L killed some of its cool points.
 
Good stuff, Nips. That's a cool ass middle name.
 
WOW...what did I miss? The Nips has a baby right outside the titty bar?

Well nice going brotha...Congratulations!

Actually I'd just put a golf club in the little guys hands and try and get him on some variety show when he's three. Worked for Tiger! ;)
 
Congrats, now forget about sleep for a few months, bare minimum...

And titty dancers do not count as day care workers for the tyke....you maybe, but not the kiddo.
 
Nicely done!

Prepare to never sleep again. Ever.
 
Poor kid.






Congrats, mi amigo. Looking forward to some baby pics.
 
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