Other NFL games - 2026

[Desert Rat]

I watched about ten minutes of the first quarter, and it looked like the teams had a prenuptial agreement to not rush the passer and then Chris Collinsworth made it completely unbearable.

 

[Crossbones]

I watched about ten minutes of the first quarter, and it looked like the teams had a prenuptial agreement to not rush the passer and then Chris Collinsworth made it completely unbearable.

Same

 

[Crow]

Jarrett Bailey
@JBaileyNFL
Cris Collinsworth: Raccoons kept getting my tomatoes. So I went out and bought a crossbow and a ghillie suit. I Camped out in my yard, blasted one at 3 AM, and displayed it as a warning. My neighbors called the ASPCA, so I have a court date next week.

Mike Tirico: Second down



Not far off.

 

[Darkenblot]

They are the best duo among the #1 broadcasting teams.

 

[Handicapper General]

They are the best duo among the #1 broadcasting teams.

That may be, but they're all #2 in the end.

 

[Crow]

That may be, but they're all #2 in the end.

 

[Crow]

That may be, but they're all #2 in the end.

Speaking of which, how's your poopchute doing today?

 

[RF34]

Speaking of which, how's your poopchute doing today?

 

[Handicapper General]

Speaking of which, how's your poopchute doing today?

I told you no more camping

 

[Darkenblot]

Former Louisville Kings kicker, Tanner Brown, had a solid debut with the Saints - knocking through both field goal attempts (long of 49 yards). Brown is fresh off an All-UFL campaign, where he had three 60+ yard kicks, earning Special Teams POTY honors.​

 

[Crossbones]

'Ol Beady Eyes wasn't happy with his scrubs last night.

 

[RF34]

They are the best duo among the #1 broadcasting teams.

 

[Darkenblot]

Watson/Sanders is the new McGloin/Pryor

 

[Raider Outlaw]

Dude we took in the sixth round last year just hit a bomb. Gave up on him too soon.

 

[Raider Outlaw]

Speaking of which, how's your poopchute doing today?

Is this some kind of gay check-in or something? Did you two go camping?

 

[Handicapper General]

Dude we took in the sixth round last year just hit a bomb. Gave up on him too soon.

Pete knew!

 

[007]

Dude we took in the sixth round last year just hit a bomb. Gave up on him too soon.

He fuckin sucks.

 

[Crow]

Dude we took in the sixth round last year just hit a bomb. Gave up on him too soon.

Who dat?

 

[Handicapper General]

Who dat?

Not the shitty guy you loved.

 

[Crow]

Not the shitty guy you loved.

The actual QB?