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Chris_77 said:
I worked for a copy toner hone scam place in high school. We actually got raided by the FBI TV style.
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It is kind of a scam.

Several years ago I needed a new printer so I went to Fry's when they were still open. Guy suggested an HP for around $100. Had bluetooth so I could print without cable. Print from the phone great.

I don't print a lot anymore like we used to. E forms and tickets you know. Not always necessary.

But once in awhile like tax time or whatever.

Last Christmas my kid wanted to do a couple pictures. Lots of ink there too.

So every couple months I still gotta go to Staples for ink. About 50 to 70 bucks for each. Black and color.Fucking adds up.

Fucking racket.
 
JohnQ said:
It is kind of a scam.

Several years ago I needed a new printer so I went to Fry's when they were still open. Guy suggested an HP for around $100. Had bluetooth so I could print without cable. Print from the phone great.

I don't print a lot anymore like we used to. E forms and tickets you know. Not always necessary.

But once in awhile like tax time or whatever.

Last Christmas my kid wanted to do a couple pictures. Lots of ink there too.

So every couple months I still gotta go to Staples for ink. About 50 to 70 bucks for each. Black and color.Fucking adds up.

Fucking racket.
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When your toner cartridges are costing more than what you can buy a cheap printer for, you know something is sketchy.
 
JohnQ said:
It is kind of a scam.

Several years ago I needed a new printer so I went to Fry's when they were still open. Guy suggested an HP for around $100. Had bluetooth so I could print without cable. Print from the phone great.

I don't print a lot anymore like we used to. E forms and tickets you know. Not always necessary.

But once in awhile like tax time or whatever.

Last Christmas my kid wanted to do a couple pictures. Lots of ink there too.

So every couple months I still gotta go to Staples for ink. About 50 to 70 bucks for each. Black and color.Fucking adds up.

Fucking racket.
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We basically cold called small businesses posing as their supply company telling them that we forgot to inform them of a price in increase of their copy toner but as a courtesy we'd give them X amount at the old *insert wildly inflated number* rate. 19 out of 20 would tell you to get fucked but that 1 would demand twice the amount because of "our mistake" lol. It was literally a warehouse with rows of desks with phones and telephone books. The guy that ran it ended up in federal prison.
 
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My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there...
 
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