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Dollywood gonna be packed this weekend…
What's wrong, you don't like dusty, hot, fair concerts with a bunch of drunk idiots attending?They’re playing the Maryland State Fair. That depresses me.
So not my thing.What's wrong, you don't like dusty, hot, fair concerts with a bunch of drunk idiots attending?
So not my thing.
Variety
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Tom Hardy, under the alias Frankie Pulitzer, just dropped a collaborative album called “Czarface Meets Frankie Pulitzer,” which features him rapping about all things pop culture.
In the song “Raw Forever,” Hardy loads his verse with references to Martin Scorsese’s 1999 film “Bringing Out the Dead,” Willem Dafoe’s portrayal of the Green Goblin, Doctor Doom, the DC Comics hero Sergeant Rock and Sidney Lumet’s classic 1975 film “Dog Day Afternoon”:
I’m Bringing Out the Dead like a paramedic out the Cage, directed by Marty
Frank Pierce the gang’s here welcome to the party
I be somewhat of a scientist like Willem Dafoe
If you know then you know
Goblin up crumbs
Hit ’em with the fly kill ’em with the low
Profile, no smile, exile the old style
So vile, exhale the smoke cloud, blow trial
Dog Day Afternoon
When I talk Sgt. Rock on the block with the Glock aftershock from the boom
Rip you out your costume
Stuff you in the smallest locker, lock you in the locker room
Doctor Doom how I’m the Victor the Scripture
In the song “Mad Technology,” Hardy namechecks two Stephen King books-turned-movies (“Cujo” and “Misery”), and says something wild about the star of the latter, Kathy Bates:
You shit-for-brain no-name lame, that bites like Cujo
I’d rather masturbate to Kathy Bates than hear you flow
And you know that Misery, it loves company
Read more about Hardy’s latest album:
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Tom Hardy Gets X-Rated About Kathy Bates, Raps About Willem Dafoe’s Green Goblin and Recites Shakespeare on His Wild New Album
Tom Hardy's new rap album, “Czarface Meets Frankie Pulitzer," has plenty of comic book and movie references.wp.me
I saw Clutch in their prime it was a rad show.Yeah, I'd expect a state fair to have higher standards.
Than to let DonkeyFilla in there?Yeah, I'd expect a state fair to have higher standards.