Monte news

[NIPS]

Bucs general manager Bruce Allen addressed the media on Thursday for the first time since Tampa Bay's 24-14 loss to New York on Wild Card Weekend.

Tampa Bay has extended contract offers to all three coordinators -- offensive line coach/offensive coordinator Bill Muir, defensive coordinator Monte Kiffin and special teams coach Richard Bisaccia. According to Allen, Muir and Bisaccia have signed their contracts with the Buccaneers.

Allen suggested Bucs assistant head coach/running backs Art Valero had signed a contract with the St. Louis Rams. He also suggested the Bucs would not be bringing in former Nebraska head coach Bill Callahan, who served as an offensive line coach in Oakland under Jon Gruden.

 

[Raider Bill]

Hmm interesting perhaps a "consultant" position in Oaktown is what the Dr Ordered... Monte is getting up there.

 

[S and B Executioner]

Hmm interesting perhaps a "consultant" position in Oaktown is what the Dr Ordered... Monte is getting up there.

Ya, I can how that's gonna go...................

(plays dreamy interlude music........)


Monte: Hey Al, you should really call down to the sidelines and tell Robby to drop to into coverage and blitz here.

Al: (mumbling with drool drenching his sweatsuit) Nah....gotta man up.....no..blitz........man coverage.....

Monte: Al, really, maybe now would be a great time to run that cover two that has me a Super Bowl ring in the last 5 years.

Al: (still slobbering all over himself) The greatness of the Raiduhs.......man coverage.....no zone......commitment to......

Monte: GOOD GOD AL!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I RAM MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!! Put a zone scheme in and blitz on third down you senile old fuck!!

Al: ....excellence.....zone defense.......team of the decades.....I am the Raiduhs....

Monte: Fuck this!! (as he throws Al out of the luxury box into some unsuspecting fat guy in the seats below.)

 

[Chris_77]

Hmm interesting perhaps a "consultant" position in Oaktown is what the Dr Ordered... Monte is getting up there.

From all reports our coaching situation is already a mess. One more cook in the kitchen would probably throw us into complete chaos.