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And make sure you have the correct pick order/number!
 
Twas the night before Draft, when all through the internet
Not a fan was stirring, and no one was upset;
The mocks were hung by experts with care,
In hopes that future Hall of Famer would soon would be there;
Black Reign.net was nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Ashon Jeanty danced in their heads;
And Pete Carroll in his Raider gear, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long senior nap,

When out on TV there arose such a clatter,
I sprang away from the bar to see what was the matter.
Away to the remote control I grabbed in a flash,
I realized that Roger Goddell must be rolling in the cash
One player’s measurables was shown on ESPN’s show
Gave the lustre of possibly player promise, even thought I knew he was slow

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But Armand Membou, and his big fat rear
With his dancing feet, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he must be pretty thick.
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Time for Herr Goodell to get loaded and sexually harass all those poor bastards trying to experience their moment of triumph as their lifelong dreams come true.
 
Byron2112 said:
Time for Herr Goodell to get loaded and sexually harass all those poor bastards trying to experience their moment of triumph as their lifelong dreams come true.
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I wonder if this draft will go back to featuring “tragedy porn” like it did a couple of years ago?

“And the Texans select Speedy McCornerback. His mom died in a house fire after she fell asleep while smoking crack. He also lost his dog in that fire. They were so impoverished that they couldn’t afford heat so that dog, his best friend, would curl up with him at night to keep him warm. He was devastated. Back to you guys in the studio for the next pick!”

“With the 26th pick in the draft, the Los Angeles Rams select Lineman McDumptruck. McDumptruck killed a man when he was 14 years old for harassing his younger sister who had run away from home and was prostituting on the streets of Washington DC. It was only during the trial, where he made a plea deal to avoid jail time, that he discovered that the man he shot was his biological father. With more on that…”
 
TheNextStep said:
I wonder if this draft will go back to featuring “tragedy porn” like it did a couple of years ago?

“And the Texans select Speedy McCornerback. His mom died in a house fire after she fell asleep while smoking crack. He also lost his dog in that fire. They were so impoverished that they couldn’t afford heat so that dog, his best friend, would curl up with him at night to keep him warm. He was devastated. Back to you guys in the studio for the next pick!”

“With the 26th pick in the draft, the Los Angeles Rams select Lineman McDumptruck. McDumptruck killed a man when he was 14 years old for harassing his younger sister who had run away from home and was prostituting on the streets of Washington DC. It was only during the trial, where he made a plea deal to avoid jail time, that he discovered that the man he shot was his biological father. With more on that…”
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I think they may be heading in that direction as I've noticed the NFL Draft Tracker will post the most inane facts about a prospects family(they all played sports and graduated from the same high school:shrug:) along with mentions like the father was sent to prison when they were 10 :retarded:in those profiles..
 
Byron2112 said:
I think they may be heading in that direction as I've noticed the NFL Draft Tracker will post the most inane facts about a prospects family(they all played sports and graduated from the same high school:shrug:) along with mentions like the father was sent to prison when they were 10 :retarded:in those profiles..
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I sure hope not. That year was really fucking hard to watch. They’d drone on and on about the tragic backstory and not really give a whole lot of insight into the actual football accomplishments or measurables. I remember looking over at Teeg, going “you’ve got to be fucking kidding me, right?”
 
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