Joey Porter Guarantees Raider Loss

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What a punk ass bitch... Needs it's own thread

Upset over Dolphins' 0-3 start, Porter guarantees win
Associated Press

DAVIE, Fla. -- Joey Porter has never been shy about speaking his mind.

The outspoken veteran has called opposing players "soft," was fined for things he said to Cleveland's Kellen Winslow Jr. during a game and even accused referees once of cheating. He created a buzz after this season's opener, when the Dolphins had him on the sideline during Washington's winning drive in overtime.

On Wednesday, the Miami linebacker was at it again.

The Dolphins are 0-3 and in desperate need of a victory, so he guaranteed one will come this weekend when Miami hosts the Oakland Raiders.

"Write it how you want to write it," Porter said. "We will win on Sunday."

The 'we-will-win' promise is a tactic the often-outspoken Porter used at times during his eight seasons as a lightning rod in Pittsburgh. For whatever reason, the Steelers usually responded.

Miami can only hope it works again, or the Dolphins will be 0-4 for the second time in four seasons.

"We don't feel like we're an 0-3 team," Porter said. "We've played better. We haven't played to where we need to be but we know what we have on this team. We lost some games where things just fell apart and on defense we're doing things different from what we planned on doing. We've kind of adapted to them instead of letting them adapt to us."

Porter's words came after practice and in a fairly benign way; he was seated at his locker, reporters around him in a semicircle, some of them straining to hear his soft-spoken tone.

Dolphins coach Cam Cameron wasn't ranting, either, when he said -- albeit in a much different way -- that he's also anxious for better results.

"We get paid to win and we understand that," Cameron said. "However, it doesn't always happen the way we all want it to. You have to know what you believe in... There's a lot of good things. There's a lot of good players here that can continue to improve."

In Porter's eyes, so can Miami's schemes.

He said the three losses have come partly because the Dolphins have not played to their strength on defense.

"The strength of our defense is going out there and letting us fly around, blitzing, getting after the quarterback, putting pressure on the quarterback," Porter said. "Let's not sit back there and let the quarterback have four or five seconds to dissect our defense. Let's let him have two seconds and hopefully we can make him make a bad decision."

The opposing quarterback Porter would like to rattle this could be Dolphins castoff Daunte Culpepper, whose presence will add another level of intrigue to the matchup.

The Raiders haven't said who will start, but Josh McCown didn't practice Wednesday because of an injured foot. That suggests Culpepper, who played in four games with the Dolphins last season before being shut down because of ongoing problems with his surgically rebuilt knee. He was released this offseason after Miami acquired Trent Green from Kansas City.

Doesn't matter who starts, Porter said the Dolphins will be better.

"We dropped some games that we weren't supposed to lose," Porter said. "But it happens. What do we do from now? We start off and get our first victory at home this Sunday against Oakland."

This better get some Bulletin Board time.
 
Well, that's it. We might as well not even play the game. Porter guarantees a Raider loss, so we might as well not even show up. Let's just go into a two week bye. lol

Porter doesn't get it, does he? We're going to be so UP for this game!

With San Diego facing off with KC and Denver looking at Peyton Manning and the Colts... This game is for mucho marbles.

I don't think Porter understands how different this years Raider team is than the team we fronted last season. Porter better focus on trying to stop Lamont Jordan instead of how he's going to get to our QB.

He's just a big mouth trying to rattle the Raiders cage. He's not playing in Pittsburgh anymore. I think he forgot about that.
 
Yeah and we beat the Steelers ass last year - I'm sure that stung Mrs. Porter's fragile ego.
 
Personally, I just think he's ashamed that the Dolphins are 0-3. Like you said R4Life, it's his ego. I'm just glad it's not us starting off 0-3. We're a helluva lot better than we're being given credit for. It's only been 3 games and we've already won half as many games as we did last season. Things are looking up! Joey Porters comments will haunt him at 0-4 for sure.

It's going to be an awesome game, but we are in another must win. Porter better get ready to eat it on Sunday because our team got it's first taste of blood last Sunday, that's all I have to say.
 
Personally, I just think he's ashamed that the Dolphins are 0-3. Like you said R4Life, it's his ego. I'm just glad it's not us starting off 0-3. We're a helluva lot better than we're being given credit for. It's only been 3 games and we've already won half as many games as we did last season. Things are looking up! Joey Porters comments will haunt him at 0-4 for sure.

It's going to be an awesome game, but we are in another must win. Porter better get ready to eat it on Sunday, that's all I have to say.

The Dolphins lose this game and it the Brian Brohm Andre Woodson sweepstakes.
 
The Dolphins lose this game and it the Brian Brohm Andre Woodson sweepstakes.

What about John Beck? ;)

*The dude is going to be 27 next season* :eek:
 
Porter just can't STFU. He's always running his mouth. We'll see if he backs it up. I think the Steelers thought he was done anyway so they let him fly.

But a dick. Just doesn't know when to shut up.
 
"I guarantee we'll beat the team that only scored 12 TDs all of last season!!!"

Way to go out on a limb, Joey. I think I liked you better when you were face down on an ER table getting bullets pulled out of your ass.
 
I personally LOVE Porter. Watching him all those years in Pittsburgh he is hilarious......You can't get upset about anything he says he has diarrhea of the mouth. He loves to talk and talk....Watch and see what he says after they lose Sunday then his quotes to the media are good. After a bad loss he is always crying about the other team doing things close to cheating....He is funny and half the LB he used to be.....
 
If he slips much further they will start referring to him as Jerry Porter.
 
I personally LOVE Porter. Watching him all those years in Pittsburgh he is hilarious......You can't get upset about anything he says he has diarrhea of the mouth. He loves to talk and talk....Watch and see what he says after they lose Sunday then his quotes to the media are good. After a bad loss he is always crying about the other team doing things close to cheating....He is funny and half the LB he used to be.....
I agree. Plus, the dude made it out of Bakersfield. No easy task.
 
Broken promises: Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter guaranteed a victory before the game. The Raiders got a good laugh out of that.

"You can make your mouth say anything," Sapp said. "When somebody runs for 300 yards, what are you going to guarantee next week? What, hold him to 250?

"It's tough when you run your mouth, boy."

Porter, a three-time Pro Bowler with the Steelers, didn't offer a retraction.

"No, I don't ever regret anything," Porter said.

The end......
 
Maybe its his lack of regretting shit thats got him chomping more bs than he's actually capable of.
 
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