Jamarcus Celebrity Girlfriend

[RaiderWilde]

Ok so i have all these chicks asking me about Tony Homo.... the only reason they know this QB is cause of his Hot Az Girlfriend.. it got me thinking to Jamarcus Russell and what kind of girl would help his marketability.

For some sick peverted reason, it got me thinking to Kirstie "the mess" Allie, Not the fly skinny tramp off "look whos talking" but the boozing drugcake you can catch in any womens gossip magazine in 2007.. i don't know why these 2 would make a good couple but at least they could dine at the same type of restaurants and order for one another...

i don't know but i imagine Jamarcus will go for a bit more of a busty girl... Anyways it'll be interesting to see if Jamarcus goes the whole celebrity girlfriend.. Tony needs Jessica more then Jessica needs Tony, i think Jamarcus will be cool staying single for a couple of years and sticking 20 dollar bills down Strippers Garters, But one day he'll have to settle down.

Does the big guy even have a love interest in his life?

 

[Raider Bill]

Not really related, but my God.. have you seen Fred Thompson's wife?

Talk about outkicking your coverage!

 

[YodasBeast]

You sure that's not his daughter? And that you have some serious inverted "Daddy" issues? And that his "coverage" may not even "kick" anymore?

 

[BigTron]

"Boozing drugcake"

god damn that was awesome.

 

[Raider Bill]

You sure that's not his daughter? And that you have some serious inverted "Daddy" issues? And that his "coverage" may not even "kick" anymore?

Nah man.. that's his wife

Apparently his plumbing checks out.

 

[S and B Executioner]

I hate rich old fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Crow]

You sure that's not his daughter? And that you have some serious inverted "Daddy" issues? And that his "coverage" may not even "kick" anymore?

Warning!!! Warning!!! Too much code!!! Excessive innuendo!!! Danger, Will Robinson!!! Danger!!!​