I'm getting that "Not So Fresh" feeling...

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Man, I come back from the Domincan, and find out that some kid younger than me isn't interested in our head coaching job, and some fricking fetus even younger than him is interviewing for the job.

Is Kiffen really 30 years old? That means in 1996 he couldn't buy beer. Cripes. If we hire this guy, he and Al at the press conference are gonna look like Hefner and the latest Playmate of the Month.

This offseason started out OK, I was happy to see Grandpa Tom shipped back to the hospitality industry, and was pleased to see Art get the boot. It kind of made me think that Al was willing to admit a wrong move, and maybe willing to alter his gameplan.

But now I'm starting to get nervous. No, not nervous. Dread is creeping upon me. I have maintained that this is the most important offseason in Raider history, and we are not off to a sparkling start.

My thoughts on a couple of the other items of the day:

1. Mike Vick: It's always wise to bet against blockbusters like this happening, and I really don't see it. But for what it's worth, I wouldn't be angry with Vick the player. I always thought he was being used wrong in Atlanta. I have a problem with Vick the person. I just don't see him rallying the guys. I see him throwing folks under the bus when things go wrong, and I think he has no intrest in improving his game. I think he's a loser. A selfish loser.

2. Bill Parcells: Raider front office position? Friendly with Al Davis? Hmmmmm...... Yeah. Right. We ain't that lucky fellas (and TG).

3. Super Bowl: Both the teams I wanted to win. I don't care who wins, because one QB that has gotten a lot of shit will have a ring. Nice to see the media darlings going home. BTW, Patriot fans? Yeah, Branch woulda caught that ball.

4. #1 pick: I don't care right now. We need a decent coach. At this point, I'd be happy with Fassell.
 
massraider said:
4. #1 pick: I don't care right now. We need a decent coach. At this point, I'd be happy with Fassell.
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I agree with most of what you said but let's not get too carried away here! Fassell can take his re-tread ass somewhere else.
 
Freakshow said:
I agree with most of what you said but let's not get too carried away here! Fassell can take his re-tread ass somewhere else.
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Not get carried away? We're carried away already my friend. Do you think some 30-year-old kid with no pro experience is a better option than Fassel? He took a team with Kerry Collins to the Big One, and has a career winning percentage over .500. In the NFL. As a head coach.

He ain't my first choice, or even my 5th choice. But my god, people are turning us down, and we're asking their roomates out. It's absurd.
 
If "I'm getting that "Not So Fresh" feeling" is the same as quickly losing interest and becoming tempted to shackle your foot to an anchor and jump into the River of Hopelessness while waving bye bye cruel world to Al Davis, then we're at the same wavelength...
 
hawaiianboy said:
If "I'm getting that "Not So Fresh" feeling" is the same as quickly losing interest and becoming tempted to shackle your foot to an anchor and jump into the River of Hopelessness while waving bye bye cruel world to Al Davis, then we're at the same wavelength...
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Raider Bill, is that you?

Honestly, coconutboy, you know you couldn't do any of what you posted above. You'd tear another hammy, groin, or whatever it was you blew out collecting cans on the beach.
 
I honestly don't think that even if we end up with Fassel or Green that they will do a worse job than Shell did last year.
 
Limee said:
I honestly don't think that even if we end up with Fassel or Green that they will do a worse job than Shell did last year.
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[January'06]I honestly don't think that even if we end up with _____ or ____ that they will do a worse job than Norv did last year.[/January'06]

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Raider Nation said:


Honestly, coconutboy, you know you couldn't do any of what you posted above. You'd tear another hammy, groin, or whatever it was you blew out collecting cans on the beach.
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My only fear is that one of the thousands of dead bodies scattered at the bottom of the River left behind by circa 90's Bungal fans would break my fall...
 
hawaiianboy said:
My only fear is that one of the thousands of dead bodies scattered at the bottom of the River left behind by circa 90's Bungal fans would break my fall...
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Damn, thats pretty mean. I wonder if Icky Woods is down there Holding a spot for Solomon Wilcox
 
Just think Mass, When Clinton was getting a hummer from whats her name... Kiffin was sprouting his first dick hair

Man, I got work boots older than that dude
 
gotta say his age doesnt concern me one bit... i like his o and the fact that hes coming here without much hooplah like sark would have... ill take it.
 
hawaiianboy said:
[January'06]I honestly don't think that even if we end up with _____ or ____ that they will do a worse job than Norv did last year.[/January'06]

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I thought the least that Shell would bring would be leadership and discipline, but he failed that. Offenses also tend to improve after Jimmy Raye leaves, but we know how that one turned out...
 
massraider said:
Not get carried away? We're carried away already my friend. Do you think some 30-year-old kid with no pro experience is a better option than Fassel? He took a team with Kerry Collins to the Big One, and has a career winning percentage over .500. In the NFL. As a head coach.

He ain't my first choice, or even my 5th choice. But my god, people are turning us down, and we're asking their roomates out. It's absurd.
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and to think people questioned you lol

Do you think some 30-year-old kid with no pro experience is a better option than Fassel?
Freakshow said:
Yes. JMO, but I'm not a Fassell fan.
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