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Sup fellas, back from my mountain trip. Ya know, as much as I like to tap cock on titan fans forehead and bag the Clampetts and all...

Thats some damn pretty country up thar'

Aint shit to do but hunt and fish.. No wonder those MF'er's sleep with their relatives....

Some nasty looking ho's up in dem dar hills... Makes even a titty bar vet like myself wanna go gay...

Nice sign by Al on DD, should produce big time results on the field and off the field.. and his work ethic will rub off... Very nice Alfred... now do the Nips a solid and take a gamble on Tank..

Love that.... 11 days is it till TC?

Cook it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Is that Bones doing the Bojangles dance?
 
Welcome back Nips.

Make sure to scrape the schmeg off the back of your front teeth. Just another helpful hint from your Uncle Lare .....
 
Nips, is it wrong for me to say I didn't notice you had been gone that long?
But I am glad your back now that this season is starting to get started up!

I need to give honable mention to AP, I have long missed your posts. I can't remembers why the Muffin Man left I know someone pissed you off. All I know we can't let that happen again.

Bones can you Post a Sticky for AP to put Daily info in? I may contribute a little from time to time. It always seems AP beats me to the punch or I post the same thing 3 hours later and he had it up already!
 
A sticky? I think it's working pretty well the way it is. AP usually puts stuff where it belongs and when appropriate he makes a new thread.

Jat, you'll be luck if AP doesn't give you 10 Hail Marys and 10 Our Fathers for trying to mess with things.

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Ugly Nipples said:
Sup fellas, back from my mountain trip. Ya know, as much as I like to tap cock on titan fans forehead and bag the Clampetts and all...

Thats some damn pretty country up thar'

Aint shit to do but hunt and fish.. No wonder those MF'er's sleep with their relatives....

Some nasty looking ho's up in dem dar hills... Makes even a titty bar vet like myself wanna go gay...

Nice sign by Al on DD, should produce big time results on the field and off the field.. and his work ethic will rub off... Very nice Alfred... now do the Nips a solid and take a gamble on Tank..

Love that.... 11 days is it till TC?

Cook it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Welcome back bro...You going to drop the electric strat and start jamming the banjo? Next thing you know you're telling us squirrels taste just like chicken and its ok to wear cuttoff jean booty shorts and mountain boots.:D
 
CrossBones said:
A sticky? I think it's working pretty well the way it is. AP usually puts stuff where it belongs and when appropriate he makes a new thread.

Jat, you'll be luck if AP doesn't give you 10 Hail Marys and 10 Our Fathers for trying to mess with things.

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I wasn't trying to interrupt his flow! I apologize if I offended anyone!
Just being the micro manager that my wife complains about me in therapy!


 
CrossBones said:
A sticky? I think it's working pretty well the way it is. AP usually puts stuff where it belongs and when appropriate he makes a new thread.

Jat, you'll be luck if AP doesn't give you 10 Hail Marys and 10 Our Fathers for trying to mess with things.

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Bones.....What type of moderator are you? You didn't tell Jat that AP is from Columbia and works in the coca plant fields and is in charge of manufacturing and processing?:D AP couldn't sleep if he wanted to;) The amazing part is watching him with his laptop out in the fields twitching and screaming "Just Win Baby!"
 
Thanks guys. You guys are funny and the smileys on here are very cool...I like that a lot.
 
jatfly said:
Just being the micro manager that my wife complains about me in therapy!
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You sure it's your management she complaining about being micro there PeeWee?... :p



Stanny said:
Next thing you know you're telling us squirrels taste just like chicken and its ok to wear cuttoff jean booty shorts and mountain boots.
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I wouldn't think Nips would want to infringe on Natty's trademark look like that...
 
hawaiianboy said:
You sure it's your management she complaining about being micro there PeeWee?... :p






I wouldn't think Nips would want to infringe on Natty's trademark look like that...
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Well, well lookie here isn't Don Ho on fire today with these rips! :cool:
 
hawaiianboy said:
I wouldn't think Nips would want to infringe on Natty's trademark look like that...
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Hey, this-here look has gotten me a lot of mountain-tang and trucker-pussy. Well, that and the fact that I'm pretty handy with a CB.

Don't act for one second like you don't want to be the Jerry Reed to my Burt Reynolds.
 
We gonna do what they say can't be done!
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RN you may be on to something. That can be our theme song this year! Maybe that is the Defensive nickname as well?
Snowman and the Bandits!

Snowman being Ryan and the Bandits being the Defense?

Just a thought!
 
hawaiianboy said:
You made it back... I was a little worried you'd run into Arkie at one of those two pump gas stations/truck stops along the way...
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We still do full service round these parts. It's like my sister always says, "Skin it back and let the red meat shine".
 
Good times, got in the canoe and just sucked ass, was circling around like some dog trying to lick his ass

So much for my attempt to travel up the lake to pitch a tent and camp for the night

Cooler full of ice and beer makes navigating a MF'er

So, the loser I am, returned back to my port ashamed and laughed at by the little lady...

But thats okay.. cause I caught me some fish, and the first victim of my casting skillzaz was tossed immediately on a hot pan above a fire....

Felt sorry for the poor bastard but it made the Nips feel good I was'nt the only loser within 100 miles......

Lewis and Clark I am not...

I have new found respect for those poor bastards back in the days...
 
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