COMPLETELY non-political COMPLETELY random thoughts

[Handicapper General]

She said her instructor told her "You know what to do" before leaping from the aircraft

given the pilot is a she, I'm thinking he didn't actually believe that and just cut to the chase.

 

[Crow]

MAJOR sex sting operation bust in Florida

12 Chinese nationals were arrested by Miami-Dade police after they were allegedly caught performing sexual acts for additional payments at massage parlors.

Each of the foreign women is now charged with prostitution and practicing a health care profession without a license.

Would, or nah?

 

[Handicapper General]

MAJOR sex sting operation bust in Florida

12 Chinese nationals were arrested by Miami-Dade police after they were allegedly caught performing sexual acts for additional payments at massage parlors.

Each of the foreign women is now charged with prostitution and practicing a health care profession without a license.

Would, or nah?

Ours are so much better here.

I, uh, mean, pass.

 

[Crow]

given the pilot is a she, I'm thinking he didn't actually believe that and just cut to the chase.

I got on a plane with a female pilot once. A blonde, no less. Pretty sure she didn't hear me, but as I boarded, I did say "Uh oh."

 

[Crow]

Ours are so much better here.

I, uh, mean, pass.

Some traffickers just deal in better product, I reckon.

 

[Crossbones]

Ours are so much better here.

I, uh, mean, pass.

You wouldn’t, eh?

@DonkeyKilla

 

[Chris_77]

https://www.mlb.com/news/womens-pro-baseball-league-to-debut?adobe_mc=TS=1783544768|MCMID=59778109462347584144838820290219748650|MCORGID=A65F776A5245B01B0A490D44@AdobeOrg&affiliateId=mlbapp-ios_webview_news-index&rsid=mlbios.at.bat.new.implementation

Take a sport already criticized for being boring and add ugly chicks. Can't wait.

 

[DonkeyKilla]

You wouldn’t, eh?

@DonkeyKilla

6 and 12 are acceptable hand job givers.

 

[Madturk]

MAJOR sex sting operation bust in Florida

12 Chinese nationals were arrested by Miami-Dade police after they were allegedly caught performing sexual acts for additional payments at massage parlors.

Each of the foreign women is now charged with prostitution and practicing a health care profession without a license.

Would, or nah?

Maybe the second one from left middle but the rest "no need to love me long time"

 

[Madturk]

Just fucking die already. Prime example for why we need term limits. All these power hungry fucks staying until they die.

If you have a turkey neck gobbler, it's time to go.

 

[Crow]

https://www.mlb.com/news/womens-pro-baseball-league-to-debut?adobe_mc=TS=1783544768|MCMID=59778109462347584144838820290219748650|MCORGID=A65F776A5245B01B0A490D44@AdobeOrg&affiliateId=mlbapp-ios_webview_news-index&rsid=mlbios.at.bat.new.implementation

Take a sport already criticized for being boring and add ugly chicks. Can't wait.

I'll watch if Tom Hanks is the manager and Geena Davis is the catcher.

 

[Crow]

If you have a turkey neck gobbler, it's time to go.

Hey, you can get those from Ozempic now.

 

[Desert Rat]

who also had one of these?

Locals Only (@LocalsOnly_007) on X

Once upon a time if you had one of these. You would jam a nug in the resin chamber and smoke bowls through the bud in the resin chamber and leave it there for God knows how long and when it was fully gooed it was like an event to smoke the resin chamber bud. We've come a long way

x.com

Roach weed ranked by generation.

You know who you are...

 

[Desert Rat]

WTF does the brother on the left have on his head?

 

[Crow]

WTF does the brother on the left have on his head?

Washable diaper?

 

[DonkeyKilla]

Roach weed ranked by generation.

You know who you are...

The resin weed from the chamber was the nectar!

 

[Crow]

The resin weed from the chamber was the nectar!

Nectar of the hacking cough.

 

[Crow]

The Bee with a little friendly fire. I'm impressed.

 

[DonkeyKilla]

Colonoscopy tomorrow. No food or coffee today, just miserable.

 

[Crow]

Colonoscopy tomorrow. No food or coffee today, just miserable.

Oh joy. Have fun?

Took a friend of mine to the ER the other day. They kept her and gave her a heart cath the next day because her enzymes were out of control. 100% blockage in one artery or something. She's been to the ER at least a dozen times over the past year or so, convinced there was something wrong. Scans always came back clean. The enzyme thing has been there all along, but they dismissed it as being due to her high blood pressure. Finally got with a doctor willing to go the extra mile rather than shrug and move on when the scans didn't show anything. Probably saved her life.

Moral of the story: We give doctors way too much benefit of the doubt. Anything serious enough to see a doctor about is serious enough to get a second or third opinion. Went through this same shit with my dad and my grandmother. Never mistake a doctor's apathy for a clean bill of health.