3 fukin feet......

[NIPS]

of snow everywhere, so cold my 9 incher looks like a short stack of buttons...

It's like fuckin Fargo up here... everybody ends a sentence with "yooouuu betcha"

Fuckin Minneapolis... havent seen this many fat hairy broads since Denver

Theres gotta be some correlation with snow and fat chicks

Im walking around with grandmas knitted fuckin earflaps

Room is like 135 a night so im thinking... who the fuck comes here?

drive right through.. dont stop

You can thank me later

 

[hawaiianboy]

Geez Nips, you end up in the damnest places... That gay boat cruise a few years ago... Now frozen ass Minnesota...

Maybe you need a new travel agent...

 

[Raider Nation]

And an accurate ruler.

 

[Madturk]

WTF you doing in Minn in December? Hey could you give my kid a ride down from college, it will save me the airfare?

 

[SoCalRaider]

Fuckin Minneapolis... havent seen this many fat hairy broads since Denver

That's what ya get for hangin' out with TG and her girlfriends....

Room is like 135 a night so im thinking... who the fuck comes here?

Priceline.com bro.... name your own price. If I can fit 4 strippers in a room for $55 a nite in Newport Beach.... you should be able to kill that in 'sota...............