hawaiianboy
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Only a week into the offseason and I'm already bored to tears... It's going to be a looong 4 months till the draft
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A little contest to pass a couple of minutes... After sucking at FFL this year, I could use the confidence booster until I can kick ass in the 2008 Lil' Al contest... Think of yourselves as the cans they used to sacrifice to Mike Tyson early in his career:
The Lil' Lane Contest
1) Who will be the Raiders DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR in 2008?...
CORRECT ANSWER: ROB RYAN
Assholes with the correct Answer: Tron, SoCal, Nips, vespasian, Natty, SB EX
2) Name the first OFFENSIVE free agent that the Raiders sign (not a player with us in 07)
CORRECT ANSWER: KWAME HARRIS
Stud with the correct Answer: hawaiianboy
3) Name the first DEFENSIVE free agent that the Raiders sign (not a player with us in '07)
CORRECT ANSWER: GIBRIL WILSON
Asshole with the correct Answer: NIPS
4) Who will be the first CURRENT Raider free agent to be RESIGNED by the RAIDERS?...
CORRECT ANSWER: JUSTIN FARGAS
Assholes with the correct Answer: sdot, Natty, Bill, Abelardo, Jack, Turk, GRaider, Bones, mass
5) Who will be the first CURRENT Raider free agent to sign with ANOTHER TEAM?...
CORRECT ANSWER: JERRY PORTER
Assholes with the correct Answer: donovan, mass, Bones, fatdog, GRaider, hawaiianboy, Turk, Tron, Jack, Johnny Friendly, 007, Abelardo, tommygirl, Bill, Natty, SB EX
6) Nnamdi Asomugha: FRANCHISED or NEW CONTRACT?...
CORRECT ANSWER: FRANCHISED
Assholes with the correct Answer: donovan, mass, Bones, SoCal, Jack, Johnny Friendly, Bill, sdot, nin
7) What team will represent the AFC in the SUPERBOWL?...
CORRECT ANSWER: PATSIES
Assholes with the correct Answer: nin, sdot, Natty, Bill, Teeg, 007, Byron, Johnny Friendly, SoCal, Turk, Freakshow, mass, donovan
8) What team will represent the NFC in the SUPERBOWL?...
CORRECT ANSWER: NEW YORK GIANTS
Assholes with the correct Answer: None, bunch of losers
9) Will the Raiders WIN or LOSE the coin flip with the Falcons for the 3rd pick in the draft?..
CORRECT ANSWER: LOSE
Assholes with the correct Answer: donovan, jatfly, mass, Turk, Jack, Johnny Friendly, vespasian, abelardo, sdot, nin
10) ) Who will be the Raiders FIRST ROUND DRAFT CHOICE?...
Tie Breaker #1: Who will be the Raiders SECOND ROUND DRAFT CHOICE?...
Tie Breaker #2: SCORE and WINNER of the SUPER BOWL?...
First Prize: An autographed copy of: "Here's Mustard in Your Eye: The Ugly Man's Guide to Understanding and Conversing in Nip-isms"
First Runner-up: An autographed copy of: "Redneck Drunkdialing by Rick Norris"
Perfect Score: The limited Edition "One Night in Alameida" special DVD boxset... You've always wondered what happened in that drunken tailgate meeting when Bones and Rupert ran into Swords and Natty?... Forget Paris and Rick, you'll never look at a green back lit movie the same way again...
*** Not getting a vote in on time counts as an incorrect answer
*** As always cheating is encouraged as it is the only way you losers stand a chance at winning anything
A little contest to pass a couple of minutes... After sucking at FFL this year, I could use the confidence booster until I can kick ass in the 2008 Lil' Al contest... Think of yourselves as the cans they used to sacrifice to Mike Tyson early in his career:
The Lil' Lane Contest
1) Who will be the Raiders DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR in 2008?...
CORRECT ANSWER: ROB RYAN
Assholes with the correct Answer: Tron, SoCal, Nips, vespasian, Natty, SB EX
2) Name the first OFFENSIVE free agent that the Raiders sign (not a player with us in 07)
CORRECT ANSWER: KWAME HARRIS
Stud with the correct Answer: hawaiianboy
3) Name the first DEFENSIVE free agent that the Raiders sign (not a player with us in '07)
CORRECT ANSWER: GIBRIL WILSON
Asshole with the correct Answer: NIPS
4) Who will be the first CURRENT Raider free agent to be RESIGNED by the RAIDERS?...
CORRECT ANSWER: JUSTIN FARGAS
Assholes with the correct Answer: sdot, Natty, Bill, Abelardo, Jack, Turk, GRaider, Bones, mass
5) Who will be the first CURRENT Raider free agent to sign with ANOTHER TEAM?...
CORRECT ANSWER: JERRY PORTER
Assholes with the correct Answer: donovan, mass, Bones, fatdog, GRaider, hawaiianboy, Turk, Tron, Jack, Johnny Friendly, 007, Abelardo, tommygirl, Bill, Natty, SB EX
6) Nnamdi Asomugha: FRANCHISED or NEW CONTRACT?...
CORRECT ANSWER: FRANCHISED
Assholes with the correct Answer: donovan, mass, Bones, SoCal, Jack, Johnny Friendly, Bill, sdot, nin
7) What team will represent the AFC in the SUPERBOWL?...
CORRECT ANSWER: PATSIES
Assholes with the correct Answer: nin, sdot, Natty, Bill, Teeg, 007, Byron, Johnny Friendly, SoCal, Turk, Freakshow, mass, donovan
8) What team will represent the NFC in the SUPERBOWL?...
CORRECT ANSWER: NEW YORK GIANTS
Assholes with the correct Answer: None, bunch of losers
9) Will the Raiders WIN or LOSE the coin flip with the Falcons for the 3rd pick in the draft?..
CORRECT ANSWER: LOSE
Assholes with the correct Answer: donovan, jatfly, mass, Turk, Jack, Johnny Friendly, vespasian, abelardo, sdot, nin
10) ) Who will be the Raiders FIRST ROUND DRAFT CHOICE?...
Tie Breaker #1: Who will be the Raiders SECOND ROUND DRAFT CHOICE?...
Tie Breaker #2: SCORE and WINNER of the SUPER BOWL?...
First Prize: An autographed copy of: "Here's Mustard in Your Eye: The Ugly Man's Guide to Understanding and Conversing in Nip-isms"
First Runner-up: An autographed copy of: "Redneck Drunkdialing by Rick Norris"
Perfect Score: The limited Edition "One Night in Alameida" special DVD boxset... You've always wondered what happened in that drunken tailgate meeting when Bones and Rupert ran into Swords and Natty?... Forget Paris and Rick, you'll never look at a green back lit movie the same way again...
*** Not getting a vote in on time counts as an incorrect answer
*** As always cheating is encouraged as it is the only way you losers stand a chance at winning anything
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