Random Thoughts

[raiderfreak7]

You ever purposely fuck up your kids lingo in the absolute squarest way possible?

It’s the little things in life.

My 13-year old niece used to 'dab' all the time as a response to her dad. I started doing it to her and she stopped that shit pretty quick haha. I still do it to embarrass her though because it's fucking hilarious to me.

 

[Chris_77]

Random story but... I completely remember @TheNextStep telling me how stupid I sounded over 15 years ago when I posted that way on KFFL. "U guyz think Tyler Brayton gonna be gud?" haha

Haha we all used to sound dumb as kids.

 

[Crow]

Random story but... I completely remember @TheNextStep telling me how stupid I sounded over 15 years ago when I posted that way on KFFL. "U guyz think Tyler Brayton gonna be gud?" haha

You weren't as bad as Crooklyn Balla, at least. I wanted to shoot that guy in the face.

 

[Chris_77]

My 13-year old niece used to 'dab' all the time as a response to her dad. I started doing it to her and she stopped that shit pretty quick haha. I still do it to embarrass her though because it's fucking hilarious to me.

My favorite is my kids talking about going ham on something which I guess is short for hammer. So I just say hammer and it annoys them so badly. That and some rapper they like called Kodak Black that I call Kodiak Black. That one actually was an accident but it became a go-to once I realized how annoying it was to them.

 

[DonkeyKilla]

Stay off of FaceBook then!

we are talking about texting old timer, please try to keep up

 

[DonkeyKilla]

You weren't as bad as Crooklyn Balla, at least. I wanted to shoot that guy in the face.

this just doesn't have the impact without the Joker gif

 

[DonkeyKilla]

My favorite is my kids talking about going ham on something which I guess is short for hammer. So I just say hammer and it annoys them so badly. That and some rapper they like called Kodak Black that I call Kodiak Black. That one actually was an accident but it became a go-to once I realized how annoying it was to them.

I hate when they say blacked out for simply being drunk. I'm thinking... you little shits don't know what that really means!

 

[Crow]

this just doesn't have the impact without the Joker gif

I felt it was implied.

 

[DonkeyKilla]

I felt it was implied.

I did visualize it...

 

[Crow]

My favorite is my kids talking about going ham on something which I guess is short for hammer. So I just say hammer and it annoys them so badly. That and some rapper they like called Kodak Black that I call Kodiak Black. That one actually was an accident but it became a go-to once I realized how annoying it was to them.

Ham = Hard as a motherfucker, I believe.

 

[Chris_77]

Ham = Hard as a motherfucker, I believe.

My kids are pretty fucking square so wouldn’t surprise me if they got it wrong.

Or lied to me lol.

 

[Crow]

I did visualize it...

Caption as you please, good sir.

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[Crow]

My kids are pretty fucking square so wouldn’t surprise me if they got it wrong.

Or lied to me lol.

Hit 'em with some "I didn't just go ham. I went ham AND cheese on that shit!"

You'll never be cool again. Ever.

 

[DonkeyKilla]

Caption as you please, good sir.

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did you just say fucking kewl!???

 

[DonkeyKilla]

Hit 'em with some "I didn't just go ham. I went ham AND cheese on that shit!"

You'll never be cool again. Ever.

Or tell them your dick is ham. You will be creepy dad forever.

 

[Crow]

did you just say fucking kewl!???

I did. And I'm tired of pretending I didn't.

 

[Crow]

Or tell them your dick is ham. You will be creepy dad forever.

Jesus christ...

 

[Crossbones]

we are talking about texting old timer, please try to keep up

Damn you. I know you use that stuff when you post on FaceBook. You're not kidding me.

 

[Crossbones]

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[Dummy McIdiot]