OT: I Need Advice

Discussion in 'Raiders Discussion' started by boknowsvt, Mar 31, 2021.

  1. 007

    007 Commitment To Excrement

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    Anyone else have to be fully shaved?

    They told me I had to shave first. I looked like an olympic freestyle diver down there on showdown day.
     
  2. DonkeyKilla

    DonkeyKilla Well-Known Member

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    I remember shaving yeah
     
  3. TheMadStork

    TheMadStork "And I've only begun fucking with you people."

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  4. Winston Smith

    Winston Smith Living in 1984

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    Maybe he had already found that out.
     
  5. Diceq

    Diceq Tired of hatin...

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    Just curious-what job has a "Jerk Off break?" Asking for a friend with an AT&T girl photo...
     
  6. Madturk

    Madturk Barry McCockinner

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    GF caught me jerking off the other day. How freaking embarrassing. She walked in the door just as my orgasm shot through the air and landed on her shoes. I didn't know what to say so I just said "come in and take a load off your feet"
     
  7. DonkeyKilla

    DonkeyKilla Well-Known Member

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    We were very small company at that point operating out of the owners garage converted into an office, I used the bathroom in the house and ran off to the hospital which was a couple blocks away. So at least I had a lock on the door and not one of the stalls haha!
     
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  8. Sleet

    Sleet #2018: Return of Gru

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    :facepalm:
     
  9. Sleet

    Sleet #2018: Return of Gru

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    @boknowsvt, now that you’ve been snipped . . .

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  10. gst8

    gst8 Well-Known Member

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    Let's just get to the important question @boknowsvt

    Did you go home and throw a football into your lawn?
     
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  11. TheMadStork

    TheMadStork "And I've only begun fucking with you people."

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    Is that a euphemism for something?
     
  12. boknowsvt

    boknowsvt A Noble Spirit Embiggens The Smallest Man

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    It looks a giant vampire bit my sack
     
  13. sportzfan76

    sportzfan76 Pessimistically Optimistic

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    Doesn't anybody knock anymore ?

     
  14. Sleet

    Sleet #2018: Return of Gru

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    #FuckYouBullShit on the cropped screen.
     
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  15. YodasBeast

    YodasBeast Green Power, Bitches!

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    Nope. Nurse just trimmed up the spot. The rest was normal.
     
  16. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Well-Known Member

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    Doctor shaved me. It was very awkward having a dude lather up my junk. :(
     
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  17. gst8

    gst8 Well-Known Member

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    Jeez. I was on the fence but you bozos aren't exactly selling this shit.
     
  18. DonkeyKilla

    DonkeyKilla Well-Known Member

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    especially by a Freddy Mercury looking mofo.
     
  19. DonkeyKilla

    DonkeyKilla Well-Known Member

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    I don't regret it one bit.
     
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  20. boknowsvt

    boknowsvt A Noble Spirit Embiggens The Smallest Man

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    I got dry shaved
     
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