OT: I Need Advice

Discussion in 'Raiders Discussion' started by boknowsvt, Mar 31, 2021.

  1. boknowsvt

    boknowsvt A Noble Spirit Embiggens The Smallest Man

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    I know this isn’t a Raiders thread but I figured more people look here than the community chit chat forum. I may have asked this a while ago, but has anyone gotten snipped recently? I’m going in to lose my manhood tomorrow morning and I was wondering what to expect? Is in inappropriate to smack the surgeon with my dick? I don’t want the Watson treatment. Seriously though, I plan to ice up and lay in my man cave all day watching movies and baseball. Can I pee? I plan on keeping a cooler full of beer next to me and lots of snacks. Can I walk around? How long until I can drive? Any advice would be appreciated.
     
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  2. TheMadStork

    TheMadStork "And I've only begun fucking with you people."

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    I didn't have any side effects other than passing out when the doctor picked up the scalpel.
     
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  3. DonkeyKilla

    DonkeyKilla Well-Known Member

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    It's no big deal dude and then you can shoot your goo anywhere you want! Most people feel it for a day or two and then are good to go.
     
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  4. boknowsvt

    boknowsvt A Noble Spirit Embiggens The Smallest Man

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    Anywhere I want you say....
     
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  5. DonkeyKilla

    DonkeyKilla Well-Known Member

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    well you won't have to worry about child support at least...
     
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  6. Madturk

    Madturk Barry McCockinner

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    I had a non scalpel procedure done a while back. I assume they do everything with laser now. No discomfort whatsoever. I was drinking at the bar several hours later.
     
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  7. TheNextStep

    TheNextStep TX BBQ > KC BBQ

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    Make sure that they have the right clamps, otherwise the vas deferens will snap back behind your taint and it makes you like butt stuff. Also, a little known side effect is that it often causes infertility in males.
     
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  8. Byron2112

    Byron2112 4.65...

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    Make sure they cut off your balls and not your pecker... sometimes these doctors get distracted and amputate the wrong leg... know what I'm saying...?
     
  9. Madturk

    Madturk Barry McCockinner

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    Well that's "vastly different" than what I heard
     
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  10. YodasBeast

    YodasBeast Green Power, Bitches!

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    I had mine done years ago after my 2nd kid and it was a cakewalk. I didn't need to ice and it didn't hurt. My only downside was that I had an interview the next day and they kept moving me from room to room to meet with different people. Getting up and down from low sofas sucks the day after. Other than that, no issues.

    My brother had it done and was sore for a week.

    The procedure was pretty easy and the doctor and nurse were cracking jokes the whole time. The only part I didn't like was the cauterization, due to the smell. Of course the doc is talking about BBQ during that part.
     
  11. TheNextStep

    TheNextStep TX BBQ > KC BBQ

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    And that’s why you like butt stuff, sir.
     
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  12. TheMadStork

    TheMadStork "And I've only begun fucking with you people."

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    I was afraid that if I asked for a laser, they would send Obi-wan Kenobi out to do the procedure...
     
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  13. Winston Smith

    Winston Smith Living in 1984

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    The AT&T chick will be thrilled to hear this.
     
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  14. Curly Howard

    Curly Howard Well-Known Member

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  15. TheMadStork

    TheMadStork "And I've only begun fucking with you people."

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    Your expertise on this subject is...disturbing.
     
  16. TheNextStep

    TheNextStep TX BBQ > KC BBQ

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    It’s on account of my enormous balls. I was going to get a vasectomy myself but my insurance wouldn’t cover the cost of the air lift.
     
  17. TheMadStork

    TheMadStork "And I've only begun fucking with you people."

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  18. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Well-Known Member

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    They made two incisions and as they pulled the cord out it was apparent that they where connected to my chin. Yep, your head will lower on each tug.
    Do as your doc says because I knew a guy that ended up losing a ball because he went back to work.
     
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  19. Winston Smith

    Winston Smith Living in 1984

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    Was your friend named Derek Carr?
     
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  20. TheMadStork

    TheMadStork "And I've only begun fucking with you people."

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    Are you referring to his lack of testicular fortitude or his fumbling?