Marquette King

Discussion in 'Raiders Discussion' started by Birdwell, Dec 6, 2016.

  1. Birdwell

    Birdwell Bring the third incarnation.

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    Okay, only in a Raider forum would there be thread dedicated to a punter. Ray Guy is in the HoF. Shane Lechler has the best career punting average in league history (or did when he left Oakland). But never has there been a guy like Marquette King with both the talent he has and the ability to entertain. Even when he got a 15 yard unsportsmanlike for using the flag as a prop, he still had Del Rio smiling about it in the post-game presser.

    So, when we need a laugh, this will be the go-to thread. Feel free to repost anything you posted in any other thread (like what the Donkey forum posters wrote about King's riding the Donkey after getting the second punt downed inside the two).

    He posted this to twitter after the Bills game. Lead to the story is precious: http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/l...t-bills-player-on-twitter-for-being-a-snitch/

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  2. TheMadStork

    TheMadStork Pastafarian

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    If you're going to have a complete goofball on the team, it's probably best it's the punter, anyway. (As long he doesn't start doing a Lucy and pulling the ball away from Jano on field goal attempts...)

    Although, that would be pretty funny.
     
  3. Crow

    Crow Real Muthaphukkin G(inger)

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    He and Pat McAfee have developed a strange punter on punter bromance. Two peas from the same pod, those guys.
     
  4. Dummy McIdiot

    Dummy McIdiot I haven't a clue.

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    If the game at Denver is meaningless as it pertains to playoff position I say we put Jano out to attempt a 65 yard record breaking kick.
    Annnnnd whammy :rotf:
     
  5. Crow

    Crow Real Muthaphukkin G(inger)

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  6. boknowsvt

    boknowsvt A Noble Spirit Embiggens The Smallest Man

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    That'll no doubt be the big story when Indy visits Oakland on Christmas Eve. The battle of quirky punters.
     
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  7. Birdwell

    Birdwell Bring the third incarnation.

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    Uh-huh. And they will either be kind of disappointing, or have some agreement to do something that will blow everyone's mind.
     
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  8. DonkeyKilla

    DonkeyKilla Well-Known Member

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  9. Sabers

    Sabers Well-Known Member

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    Yes...until he runs into the free range coyote.

    G.
     
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  10. MostWanted650

    MostWanted650 If you stop struggling, then you stop life

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  11. Dummy McIdiot

    Dummy McIdiot I haven't a clue.

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    What's not to love about that guy.
     
  12. Dummy McIdiot

    Dummy McIdiot I haven't a clue.

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  13. Crow

    Crow Real Muthaphukkin G(inger)

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  14. Dummy McIdiot

    Dummy McIdiot I haven't a clue.

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  15. Sleet

    Sleet #2016: Jack's 2nd Year The Charm?

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  16. Birdwell

    Birdwell Bring the third incarnation.

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    Back up. Twitter apparently added the same thing we do here when someone puts in a spoiler, only this one says "contains offensive material." Homage to Marquette King, with backing rap throwing not a few N-bombs and half again as many F-bombs.
     
  17. Sleet

    Sleet #2016: Jack's 2nd Year The Charm?

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    :wtf1:
     
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  18. phxraida15

    phxraida15 Well-Known Member

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    Please decipher @MostWanted650
     
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  19. Birdwell

    Birdwell Bring the third incarnation.

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    That's what I saw. Like I said, kinda like Twitter slapped an NC-17 rating on it.

    Literally:

    "The following media may contain sensitive material."

    Options are "Learn more" and "Display media."
     
  20. MostWanted650

    MostWanted650 If you stop struggling, then you stop life

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    Bruh wat?
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