I'm bored. (Dad jokes)

[Dummy McIdiot]

Those of us who were born slender welcome you to the community with love and understanding. I’m happy you have found the courage to come out publicly. We support the LBGT (Lanky, Boney, Gangly, and Trim) Community.

But you can’t play in our fucking sports leagues, tubby. Got that?

 

[Sleet]

Those of us who were born slender welcome you to the community with love and understanding. I’m happy you have found the courage to come out publicly. We support the LBGT (Lanky, Boney, Gangly, and Trim) Community.

But you can’t play in our fucking sports leagues, tubby. Got that?

 

[Crow]

I hate that guy so much.

 

[YodasBeast]

Those of us who were born slender welcome you to the community with love and understanding. I’m happy you have found the courage to come out publicly. We support the LBGT (Lanky, Boney, Gangly, and Trim) Community.

But you can’t play in our fucking sports leagues, tubby. Got that?

I went from Trim to Muscular to Fluffy. Can I play, as I was once in that grouping?

 

[Winston Smith]

I went from Trim to Muscular to Fluffy. Can I play, as I was once in that grouping?

No. You were skinny and transitioned to fat. That makes you a transfatty.

 

[TheNextStep]

But trans fats really get a bad deal. #beautifulatanysize

 

[Sleet]

But trans fats really get a bad deal. #beautifulatanysize

My doctor did scold me today for still drinking Coke. My wife promised to help me stop. But he only said I had to eat one less chocolate chip cookie when I make them! #Winning

 

[TheNextStep]

My doctor did scold me today for still drinking Coke. My wife promised to help me stop. But he only said I had to eat one less chocolate chip cookie when I make them! #Winning

Did you punch him in the face? It’s totally legal because those “fighting words.” You should already know this, counselor.

 

[Curly Howard]

 

[Diceq]

My doctor did scold me today for still drinking Coke. My wife promised to help me stop. But he only said I had to eat one less chocolate chip cookie when I make them! #Winning

Diet Pepsi time?

 

[Winston Smith]

My doctor did scold me today for still drinking Coke. My wife promised to help me stop. But he only said I had to eat one less chocolate chip cookie when I make them! #Winning

They were asking me now much coffee and soda that I drank. I live on caffeine. Do they expect me to get the proper amount of sleep every night? Sorry but I am not a weirdo.

 

[Dummy McIdiot]

What game are we playing?

 

[YodasBeast]

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Too soon man, too soon.

 

[Dummy McIdiot]

Too soon man, too soon.

You can be my wingman anytime.

 

[Crow]

Khloe Kardashian unedited. Apparently this is a big deal.

 

[boknowsvt]

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Khloe Kardashian unedited. Apparently this is a big deal.

I’m not sure if I want to see her turn around

 

[Chris_77]

Nothing brings me greater pleasure in my household than referring to her as the fat Kardashian.

 

[Raidervinny]

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That made me chuckle.

 

[Dummy McIdiot]

That made me chuckle.

I've been dabbling in dad jokes and it's been an experience.

 

[Dummy McIdiot]

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Khloe Kardashian unedited. Apparently this is a big deal.

I feel like lipo is in the mix.