GotAm I'm fucking bored. (Dad jokes)

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  1. Dummy McIdiot

    Dummy McIdiot Erection Frog.

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  2. Sleet

    Sleet #2018: Return of Gru

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  3. Crow

    Crow Harbinger of Chaos

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    I hate that guy so much.
     
  4. YodasBeast

    YodasBeast Green Power, Bitches!

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    I went from Trim to Muscular to Fluffy. Can I play, as I was once in that grouping?
     
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  5. Winston Smith

    Winston Smith Living in 1984

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    No. You were skinny and transitioned to fat. That makes you a transfatty.
     
  6. TheNextStep

    TheNextStep TX BBQ > KC BBQ

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    But trans fats really get a bad deal. #beautifulatanysize
     
  7. Sleet

    Sleet #2018: Return of Gru

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    My doctor did scold me today for still drinking Coke. My wife promised to help me stop. But he only said I had to eat one less chocolate chip cookie when I make them! #Winning
     
  8. TheNextStep

    TheNextStep TX BBQ > KC BBQ

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    Did you punch him in the face? It’s totally legal because those “fighting words.” You should already know this, counselor.
     
  9. Curly Howard

    Curly Howard Well-Known Member

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  10. Diceq

    Diceq Tired of hatin...

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    Diet Pepsi time?
     
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  11. Winston Smith

    Winston Smith Living in 1984

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    They were asking me now much coffee and soda that I drank. I live on caffeine. Do they expect me to get the proper amount of sleep every night? Sorry but I am not a weirdo.
     
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  12. Dummy McIdiot

    Dummy McIdiot Erection Frog.

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    What game are we playing?
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  13. YodasBeast

    YodasBeast Green Power, Bitches!

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  14. Dummy McIdiot

    Dummy McIdiot Erection Frog.

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    You can be my wingman anytime.
     
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  15. Crow

    Crow Harbinger of Chaos

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    th.jpeg

    Khloe Kardashian unedited. Apparently this is a big deal.
     
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  16. boknowsvt

    boknowsvt A Noble Spirit Embiggens The Smallest Man

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    I’m not sure if I want to see her turn around
     
  17. gst8

    gst8 Well-Known Member

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    Nothing brings me greater pleasure in my household than referring to her as the fat Kardashian.
     
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    Raidervinny Prodigal Member

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  19. Dummy McIdiot

    Dummy McIdiot Erection Frog.

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    I've been dabbling in dad jokes and it's been an experience.
     
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  20. Dummy McIdiot

    Dummy McIdiot Erection Frog.

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    I feel like lipo is in the mix.
     
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