God damn it, NIPS...

Discussion in 'Non Sports Talk (NST)' started by Crow, Jan 11, 2018.

  1. Crow

    Crow What. The fuck. Was this?

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    We talked about this. Just because monkeys are our cousins does not mean it's alright to fuck them.

    I don't care what @Madturk says about how they used to get down in the old country. That shit ain't cool here, especially when you've got blister-dick!

    Wild Florida monkeys could pass herpes to people and should be considered a public health concern, researchers warn https://t.co/12U4EqtA0O

    Come on, @NIPS. Damn. Florida sets a low fuckin' bar when it comes to acceptable human behavior, but you can't even reach that level, can you?

    Even @alteredst8 knows better than this shit, and you know how fucked up that guy is.

    God damn Floridians...
     
  2. sportzfan76

    sportzfan76 Thunderbolts and Lightning....

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    Vacationing here in Ft Meyers Beach - no monkeys in sight so far :cool:
     
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  3. Crow

    Crow What. The fuck. Was this?

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    @MostWanted650? Ruling?
     
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  4. calojay

    calojay Resident Realist

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  5. NIPS

    NIPS Comin' to a thread near you

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    That orangutan ass does look enticing dunnit?... Trow a boot on dat shit and get ta' steppin'
     
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  6. MostWanted650

    MostWanted650 If you stop struggling, then you stop life

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    Whoa whoa whoa.....
     
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  7. Crow

    Crow What. The fuck. Was this?

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    Hard to tell sometimes, ain't it?
     
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  8. calojay

    calojay Resident Realist

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    Let’s go camping.

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  9. TheMadStork

    TheMadStork Stable Genius

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    Whole thread made me laugh. Much needed. Thanks!
     
  10. Madturk

    Madturk Football Guru

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    Why did you choose FT Misery? Bunch of hillbillies there. Sarasota is so much nicer bro.
     
  11. sportzfan76

    sportzfan76 Thunderbolts and Lightning....

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    We just spent time at a resort on the beach. Laid around sun and booze. Didn’t venture out much. Visited Sarasota area a few years back - stayed in Long Boat Key - big bucks there !
    70 degrees beats the 15 degree weather at home
     
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  12. Madturk

    Madturk Football Guru

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    Longnose Key. Siesta is the place man but it is expensive in season.
     
  13. sportzfan76

    sportzfan76 Thunderbolts and Lightning....

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    what part of the state are you in ?
     
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    Madturk Football Guru

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  15. Madturk

    Madturk Football Guru

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    Sarasota.
     
  16. sportzfan76

    sportzfan76 Thunderbolts and Lightning....

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    Ah ! It such a large state I often wonder how people decide where to live....east coast, west coast. I have visited Lauderdale, Miami, Boca area many times and Tampa, Sarasota area twice. (Ft Meyers too). Had an aunt in Gainsville for years.....A work buddy retired to Jupiter. The choices seem endless !
     
  17. alteredst8

    alteredst8 You're number 1

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    Do you fancy yourself a Yankee or Southerner? Yankees live South of I-4 and Southerners live North of I-4. Also Political lines are basically the same North Republican, South Democrat.

    If I had a choice financially, I would be in the Keys. Just such a relaxed vibe. Ever since I was a kid, I've wanted to live in the Keys, and chill out with my pet Dolphin. Just like Flipper.
     
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  18. boknowsvt

    boknowsvt A Noble Spirit Embiggens The Smallest Man

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    I miss living in Florida. Jensen Beach (just north of West Palm) was the perfect place.