Any of you queerbags....

Discussion in 'Fantasy Related Stuff' started by NIPS, Aug 16, 2016.

  1. Dummy McIdiot

    Dummy McIdiot WTF?

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    Damn I got robed on Borkles by a fucking auto drafter...:shakehead: Overall I think I did ok for a scrub.
     
  2. gannoncannon

    gannoncannon Beast Mode

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    Dont' worry. Everything will go to shit soon ;)
     
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  3. Langlier

    Langlier Resident homer

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    Yahoo liked my draft. Got the only a grade
     
  4. NIPS

    NIPS Comin' to a thread near you

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    Yahoo report card B-

    Draft Summary
    While this draft by Nips didn't exactly set the world on fire, it didn't destroy their playoff aspirations either. They are expected to be in the mix for a playoff spot with a projected 10th-place finish in Built In Excuse League at 6-8-0 (1,437 points). They focused on having a balanced offensive attack, selecting QB Cam Newton (14th overall), RB Eddie Lacy (15th), WR Jeremy Maclin (43rd), and TE Travis Kelce (42nd) within the first five rounds. They ended up with the bottom group of WRs in the league, as they added Maclin, Willie Snead and Rishard Matthews for their rotation.

    Ya hear dat Ma'?
     
  5. alteredst8

    alteredst8 ORDO AB CHAO

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    Despite a Formidable Set of WRs, CUCKOO'S NEST Has Roster Filled with Meh
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    Draft Summary

    With the third overall selection, CUCKOO'S NEST was in an ideal position to build a strong team. So much for that. They are projected to finish ninth in Built In Excuse League with a 7-7-0 (1,448) record. If they still hope to be a playoff-caliber team, they may want to invest in a psychic or a magic eight ball to help out with the "tough" decisions this year. They used a conservative plan early to fill out their lineup, selecting QB Andrew Luck (31st overall), RBs Thomas Rawls (26th) and Latavius Murray (54th), and WRs Antonio Brown (3rd) and Emmanuel Sanders (59th). They also landed the best WR pair in the league, as they have Brown and Sanders on the team.

    Not bad, but you've still got room for improvement. Becoming a Toyota Hall Of Famer would certainly qualify. Nominate yourself now.



    Schedule
    CUCKOO'S NEST can chalk up Week 10 as a loss. They have four players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Based on their opponents' projected points, they have a tougher-than-average schedule. CUCKOO'S NEST has the opportunity to close with a bang, as the last four games of their season are projected to be less difficult than the league average. However, the opening stretch of first four games is expected to be tougher than average, so a slow start is possible.


    Oh boy!
     
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  6. Shagsta

    Shagsta Well-Known Member

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    Bwahahaha. It didnt like my draft as much as i did.



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    Turn head n Coughlin Draft Report Card

    B
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    Led by a Stellar WR Corps, Turn head n Coughlin Won't Go Down Easily
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    Draft Summary
    Putting together a decent team, Turn head n Coughlin didn't want to show up the Built In Excuse League and build some unbeatable juggernaut. They instead focused on building a team with a good chance to make the playoffs. Humbly, they are expected to finish in sixth-place in Built In Excuse League at 8-6-0 (1,489 points). They stocked up on pass-catching weapons early on, using three of their first five selections to pick up WRs Dez Bryant (first round), Jarvis Landry (fourth round), and Corey Coleman (fifth round). This group will have to produce in order for Turn head n Coughlin to have a good season, as they are one of the best groups of WRs in the league.




    That being said i got what ya need Shagsta's trade emporium is officially open for business.
     
  7. Langlier

    Langlier Resident homer

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    Tronald Dump Draft Report Card
    A
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    Led by a Quality Group of RBs, Tronald Dump Obviously Did Their Homework
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    Draft Summary
    Tronald Dump received the fifth pick in the draft and used it to build a juggernaut. The majority of the league will spend the season looking up at Tronald Dump in the standings, as they are expected to finish second in Built In Excuse League with a record of 11-3-0 (1,550 points). They went with a balanced approach early, selecting QB Ben Roethlisberger (52nd overall), RB David Johnson (5th), WR Alshon Jeffery (24th), and TE Delanie Walker (61st) within the first five rounds. They also have the top group of RBs in the league, as they added Johnson, LeSean McCoy and Ameer Abdullah to their roster.

    Looks like somebody did their homework. With a draft like that, you could nominate yourself for the Toyota Hall Of Fame with your eyes closed. Go on, we dare you.

    Schedule
    Tronald Dump should just disappear for a while during Week 10. They have four players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Looking at the season as a whole, they have the lightest schedule. Tronald Dump has the opportunity to come out firing, as the first four games of their season are projected to be less difficult than the league average.
     
  8. Crow

    Crow Alright, then. Let it be fear.

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    Oops.
     
  9. Crow

    Crow Alright, then. Let it be fear.

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    Poptarts Woodchipper Draft Report Card

    B+
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    In Spite of Some Early-Round Value Picks, Poptarts Woodchipper Has an Average Squad
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    Draft Summary
    Look, Poptarts Woodchipper, not everyone achieves the "above" in "above average," it has to be earned. Just be happy being an average GM, and maybe with a little hard work and a better draft next season, your team will reach that milestone. Poptarts Woodchipper didn't kill their playoff aspirations with this draft, but they'll have to do some extra work to get there. For now, they're projected to finish in eighth-place in Built In Excuse League at 7-7-0 (1,504 points). They have five decent WRs on the roster that are projected to average 125 points this season, near the league average of 127. They put together one of the top TE pairs in the league, as they added Greg Olsen and Zach Miller.

    Not bad, but you've still got room for improvement. Becoming a Toyota Hall Of Famer would certainly qualify. Nominate yourself now.



    Schedule
    Whether by good fortune or well-planned strategy, Poptarts Woodchipper has secured a favorable bye week schedule for their superstars. Of their top five players in projected points, none share a common off week. Looking at the season as a whole, they have a softer-than-average slate. Along with the seventh-easiest overall schedule, both the first four games and last four games of the season are pretty average for Poptarts Woodchipper.

    Draft Notes
    • QB Controversy?
      The coach of Poptarts Woodchipper might need to flip a coin. Their top-drafted QB (Blake Bortles) and second-drafted QB (Matthew Stafford) have very similar seasonal point projections.

    • Putting Their Best Foot Forward
      Poptarts Woodchipper knows this isn't European football, right? They elected to go with two kickers, instead of stockpiling depth at other positions.

    • The Bargain Whisperer
      Poptarts Woodchipper was hunting for steals throughout the draft, snapping up a trio of bargains in the first 9 rounds (Carolina, Blair Walsh, and Blake Bortles).

    • Mr. Mendoza
      Theo Riddick is owned in only 2% of all Yahoo! leagues. Let's hope that a.) Poptarts Woodchipper has some solid inside information, or b.) he's a close friend of the family.

    • He Can Catch, Too
      Theo Riddick is a dual-threat back, racking up points on the ground and through the air. He ranks third among RBs with 573 projected receiving yards.
     
  10. gannoncannon

    gannoncannon Beast Mode

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    Coinciding with Some Early-Round Reaches, GCANNON Still Has Work To Do
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    Draft Grade: C

    Draft Summary

    You know what, GCANNON, maybe you should just hold off on pursuing your dreams for a while. Maybe just ask them where they're going and hook up with 'em later, when you have a team capable of winning. GCANNON is projected to finish 13th in Built In Excuse League with a record of 2-12-0 (1,406 points). They clearly wanted to put together a wide receiver corps early, using three of their first five selections on Randall Cobb (third round), Larry Fitzgerald (fourth round), and Michael Crabtree (fifth round). Even so, they ended up with the worst group of WRs in the league.
    We're not mad. We're just disappointed. Go nominate yourself for the Toyota Hall Of Fame to make it up to us.

    Schedule
    GCANNON should use Week 9 to consider life's great mysteries, like why there's only one word for thesaurus. That's still time better spent than checking fantasy football that week. They have five players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Based on their opponents' projected points, they have the most daunting slate. Along with having the most taxing overall schedule, GCANNON has the league's second-easiest first four games and most difficult last four games of the season.


    Chess, damnit!
     
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  11. YodasBeast

    YodasBeast Green Power, Bitches!

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    [​IMG]Yodas Rayhdahzzzz Draft Report Card
    B
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    Led by an Elite Group of RBs, Yodas Rayhdahzzzz Can Compete With Anyone
    Draft Summary

    Putting together a playoff-caliber roster, Yodas Rayhdahzzzz didn't break any records with this draft, but they put together a quality team that will be tough to match up against. Looking at their schedule, they figure to reach the playoffs with an 8-6-0 (1,490) record and fifth-place finish in Built In Excuse League. They clearly wanted to put together a wide receiver corps early, using three of their first five selections on Brandin Cooks (second round), Golden Tate (fourth round), and Jordan Matthews (fifth round). They also built one of the best QB combos in the league, as they have Eli Manning and Andy Dalton on the roster.

    Not bad, but you've still got room for improvement. Becoming a Toyota Hall Of Famer would certainly qualify. Nominate yourself now.

    Schedule
    Whether by good fortune or well-planned strategy, Yodas Rayhdahzzzz has secured a favorable bye week schedule for their superstars. Of their top five players in projected points, none share a common off week. Based on their opponents' projected points, they have a tougher-than-average slate. Along with having the seventh-most grueling overall schedule, Yodas Rayhdahzzzz also has the second-most difficult last four games of the season.

    Draft Notes
    • On Autopilot
      Choosing which WRs to start should be pretty obvious most weeks for Yodas Rayhdahzzzz, as projections show a healthy point difference between their third-ranked (Jordan Matthews) and fourth-ranked (Terrance Williams) wideouts.

    • Asset Allocation
      RB is the strongest position for Yodas Rayhdahzzzz, though DEF and QB aren't too shabby either.

    • May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor
      Yodas Rayhdahzzzz might need to consult a fortune teller each week. Their top-drafted QB (Eli Manning) and second-drafted QB (Andy Dalton) have similar seasonal point projections.

    • Nearly There
      The top half of the Yodas Rayhdahzzzz roster is one of the strongest in the league (ranked No. 3). However, the bottom of the roster is among the weakest (ranked No. 11).

    • Fantasy FĂștbol
      This is the American version, folks. Yodas Rayhdahzzzz elected to go with two kickers, rather than adding depth at other positions.

    • Bargain Shopper
      With three steals in the first 9 rounds (Connor Barth, Arizona, and Zach Ertz), Yodas Rayhdahzzzz made some shrewd moves.
     
  12. calojay

    calojay Resident Realist

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    Despite a Set of Beast RBs, It Ertz when Eifert Couldn't Do This Poorly Again if They Tried
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    Draft Summary

    Well, that draft was deflating. Not deflating in the kind of way that will help you win and then you go home to a supermodel afterwards. But more the kind of way where you suffer a bunch of losses, miss the postseason, and everyone makes fun of you. It Ertz when Eifert is projected to finish 12th in Built In Excuse League with a record of 4-10-0 (1,424 points). If they have a bad season, it won't be due to a lack of wide receivers, as they used three of their first five selections to pick up WRs Jordy Nelson (second round), Sammy Watkins (third round), and Kelvin Benjamin (fifth round). They put together one of the best groups of RBs in the league, as they added Todd Gurley, Matt Forte and Giovani Bernard to their roster.

    Not bad, but you've still got room for improvement. Becoming a Toyota Hall Of Famer would certainly qualify. Nominate yourself now.

    Schedule
    While Week 10 has the most players on bye for It Ertz when Eifert (four), Week 11 is actually projected to have the team's highest number of idle fantasy points. Taking a look at the entire season from start to finish, they have a more-challenging-than-average slate. Along with having the fourth-most grueling overall schedule, It Ertz when Eifert has the league's toughest first four games and second-softest last four games of the season.

    Draft Notes
    • Anyone Else Need a Tight End in Built In Excuse League?
      The trade market may heat up around Week 10, as both Dwayne Allen and Clive Walford will be on bye for It Ertz when Eifert.

    • Highlight Reel
      It Ertz when Eifert is stacked at RB, but WR isn't too shabby, either.

    • The First Step is Admitting You Have a Problem
      It seems like It Ertz when Eifert likes to gamble -- they rolled the dice on six "high-risk" picks.

    • Trigger Happy
      With their ninth-round pick, It Ertz when Eifert pulled the trigger. They drafted Michael Thomas at pick number 113 despite an ADP of just 126.4 across all Yahoo! leagues.

    • A Versatile Combination
      Charles Sims can hurt opponents with his hands as well as his feet. He ranks fifth among RBs with 521 projected receiving yards.
     
  13. Shagsta

    Shagsta Well-Known Member

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    Any of you looking to trade a RB?
     
  14. alteredst8

    alteredst8 ORDO AB CHAO

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    Which of you boys are going to join me in the playoffs? Some tough games comming up.
     
  15. alteredst8

    alteredst8 ORDO AB CHAO

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    Nice win @Langlier you got me this year next year you won't be so lucky.
     
  16. Langlier

    Langlier Resident homer

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    Thanks. Good luck to you next year.
     
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  17. Shagsta

    Shagsta Well-Known Member

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    Well I have 3 League's I only made playoffs in one. The other two I got knocked out of the playoffs in the last week due to some shitty luck. Oh well. In the one League I didn't make playoffs in (one of the ones from this board) i aint sure how you fucks will be able to beat me. Especially if i get the points i did this week.
     
  18. Crow

    Crow Alright, then. Let it be fear.

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    Bosa's Agent relieved me of my fantasy duties today.

    Fucker.
     
  19. Shagsta

    Shagsta Well-Known Member

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    Your welcome. Like i said i get games like today then good luck beating me.
     
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  20. alteredst8

    alteredst8 ORDO AB CHAO

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    Congratulations Lang good year and nice plan you had to finish out the year.