Aldon Smith released....

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers.
They worked as aircraft mechanics in Dallas, TX.

One day the airport was fogged in.
They were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Bud says,
"Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Jim says,
"Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
You wanna try it?"

They pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch
and got completely smashed.

The next morning Bud woke up and was surprised at how good he felt.
In fact he felt GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing.

The phone rings. It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"

Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Bud says,
"No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing.
We ought to do this more often."

Jim says, "Yeah, well there's just one thing."

Bud asks, "What's that?"

Jim asks, "Have you farted yet?"

Bud says, "No."

Jim says, "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver ."
 
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