OT: I Need Advice

Anyone else have to be fully shaved?

They told me I had to shave first. I looked like an olympic freestyle diver down there on showdown day.
 
Anyone else have to be fully shaved?

They told me I had to shave first. I looked like an olympic freestyle diver down there on showdown day.
I remember shaving yeah
 
Yup hahah!

Its time and temp sensitive LOL.

The worst.

I was told to keep my goo sample under my armpit to keep the temperature correct. It was all just a glorious fuck around.

It was fun getting the sample out though! Wifey was a nice help on that lunch break for a change!

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working on child two we thought maybe I was problem, I had to jerk off at work and bring my goo to hospital down the street from work. I walked all sheepish and handed to the front nurse all sheepishly and whispered I have a sperm sample, lots of people in waiting room. She yells out “ I got a sperm sample!!” to people in back. I scooted on out... and turned out my wife was already pregnant.
Just curious-what job has a "Jerk Off break?" Asking for a friend with an AT&T girl photo...
 
GF caught me jerking off the other day. How freaking embarrassing. She walked in the door just as my orgasm shot through the air and landed on her shoes. I didn't know what to say so I just said "come in and take a load off your feet"
 
Just curious-what job has a "Jerk Off break?" Asking for a friend with an AT&T girl photo...
We were very small company at that point operating out of the owners garage converted into an office, I used the bathroom in the house and ran off to the hospital which was a couple blocks away. So at least I had a lock on the door and not one of the stalls haha!
 
GF caught me jerking off the other day. How freaking embarrassing. She walked in the door just as my orgasm shot through the air and landed on her shoes. I didn't know what to say so I just said "come in and take a load off your feet"
:facepalm:
 
Let's just get to the important question @boknowsvt

Did you go home and throw a football into your lawn?
 
Anyone else have to be fully shaved?

They told me I had to shave first. I looked like an olympic freestyle diver down there on showdown day.
Nope. Nurse just trimmed up the spot. The rest was normal.
 
Anyone else have to be fully shaved?

They told me I had to shave first. I looked like an olympic freestyle diver down there on showdown day.
Doctor shaved me. It was very awkward having a dude lather up my junk. :(
 
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