OT: I Need Advice

Well fellas, I’m in the waiting room. Wish me luck. If you read this in the next hour or so just know that my exposed balls are being played with. I hope you enjoy your breakfast. @Crow try not to get aroused at the thought please.

Good luck and just remember... worst case scenario is that you come out as Derek Carr.
 
Well fellas, I’m in the waiting room. Wish me luck. If you read this in the next hour or so just know that my exposed balls are being played with. I hope you enjoy your breakfast. @Crow try not to get aroused at the thought please.
:facepalm:
 
My nurse was quite the opposite. Hot Latina. Tig ol bitties and a sweet backside. Took everything I had not to pop wood while she was down there.
So medical insurance pays for a hot latina chick to dab your ball with iodine. Man, I love this country.
 
Well fellas, I’m in the waiting room. Wish me luck. If you read this in the next hour or so just know that my exposed balls are being played with. I hope you enjoy your breakfast. @Crow try not to get aroused at the thought please.
When the baby is born in January, you will question the wisdom of scheduling this on April first!
 
wait till blood comes out when you shoot your first load... wait was I supposed to tell you that before you did it?

The worst part for me: I had to drop my 'sample' off at the lab to verify the results...In the hospital I work in.

Handing a jar full of your favorite brew to a lab tech you talk to every day was pretty mortifying LOL.

"What were you up to for lunch today Steve?"

"FML"
 
The worst part for me: I had to drop my 'sample' off at the lab to verify the results...In the hospital I work in.

Handing a jar full of your favorite brew to a lab tech you talk to every day was pretty mortifying LOL.

"What were you up to for lunch today Steve?"

"FML"
working on child two we thought maybe I was problem, I had to jerk off at work and bring my goo to hospital down the street from work. I walked all sheepish and handed to the front nurse all sheepishly and whispered I have a sperm sample, lots of people in waiting room. She yells out “ I got a sperm sample!!” to people in back. I scooted on out... and turned out my wife was already pregnant.
 
working on child two we thought maybe I was problem, I had to jerk off at work and bring my goo to hospital down the street from work. I walked all sheepish and handed to the front nurse all sheepishly and whispered I have a sperm sample, lots of people in waiting room. She yells out “ I got a sperm sample!!” to people in back. I scooted on out... and turned out my wife was already pregnant.
Because I went through chemotherapy shortly after college, I had to store my sperm for future use. We were regulars at Dr. Mars’ office in Santa Monica. Sat next to Rodney Pete one office visit when both of our wives were in different rooms. Another visit Dennis Quad came rushing in with a hot load-filled container he was dropping off. Dr. Mars was awesome and had great clientele.
 
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working on child two we thought maybe I was problem, I had to jerk off at work and bring my goo to hospital down the street from work. I walked all sheepish and handed to the front nurse all sheepishly and whispered I have a sperm sample, lots of people in waiting room. She yells out “ I got a sperm sample!!” to people in back. I scooted on out... and turned out my wife was already pregnant.

Yup hahah!

Its time and temp sensitive LOL.

The worst.

I was told to keep my goo sample under my armpit to keep the temperature correct. It was all just a glorious fuck around.

It was fun getting the sample out though! Wifey was a nice help on that lunch break for a change!
 
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