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I know this isn’t a Raiders thread but I figured more people look here than the community chit chat forum. I may have asked this a while ago, but has anyone gotten snipped recently? I’m going in to lose my manhood tomorrow morning and I was wondering what to expect? Is in inappropriate to smack the surgeon with my dick? I don’t want the Watson treatment. Seriously though, I plan to ice up and lay in my man cave all day watching movies and baseball. Can I pee? I plan on keeping a cooler full of beer next to me and lots of snacks. Can I walk around? How long until I can drive? Any advice would be appreciated.
 
I know this isn’t a Raiders thread but I figured more people look here than the community chit chat forum. I may have asked this a while ago, but has anyone gotten snipped recently? I’m going in to lose my manhood tomorrow morning and I was wondering what to expect? Is in inappropriate to smack the surgeon with my dick? I don’t want the Watson treatment. Seriously though, I plan to ice up and lay in my man cave all day watching movies and baseball. Can I pee? I plan on keeping a cooler full of beer next to me and lots of snacks. Can I walk around? How long until I can drive? Any advice would be appreciated.

I didn't have any side effects other than passing out when the doctor picked up the scalpel.
 
I know this isn’t a Raiders thread but I figured more people look here than the community chit chat forum. I may have asked this a while ago, but has anyone gotten snipped recently? I’m going in to lose my manhood tomorrow morning and I was wondering what to expect? Is in inappropriate to smack the surgeon with my dick? I don’t want the Watson treatment. Seriously though, I plan to ice up and lay in my man cave all day watching movies and baseball. Can I pee? I plan on keeping a cooler full of beer next to me and lots of snacks. Can I walk around? How long until I can drive? Any advice would be appreciated.
It's no big deal dude and then you can shoot your goo anywhere you want! Most people feel it for a day or two and then are good to go.
 
I had a non scalpel procedure done a while back. I assume they do everything with laser now. No discomfort whatsoever. I was drinking at the bar several hours later.
 
Make sure that they have the right clamps, otherwise the vas deferens will snap back behind your taint and it makes you like butt stuff. Also, a little known side effect is that it often causes infertility in males.
 
Make sure that they have the right clamps, otherwise the vas deferens will snap back behind your taint and it makes you like butt stuff. Also, a little known side effect is that it often causes infertility in males.

Well that's "vastly different" than what I heard
 
I had mine done years ago after my 2nd kid and it was a cakewalk. I didn't need to ice and it didn't hurt. My only downside was that I had an interview the next day and they kept moving me from room to room to meet with different people. Getting up and down from low sofas sucks the day after. Other than that, no issues.

My brother had it done and was sore for a week.

The procedure was pretty easy and the doctor and nurse were cracking jokes the whole time. The only part I didn't like was the cauterization, due to the smell. Of course the doc is talking about BBQ during that part.
 
It’s on account of my enormous balls. I was going to get a vasectomy myself but my insurance wouldn’t cover the cost of the air lift.

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They made two incisions and as they pulled the cord out it was apparent that they where connected to my chin. Yep, your head will lower on each tug.
Do as your doc says because I knew a guy that ended up losing a ball because he went back to work.
 
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