VERY OT: The details of my life are quite inconsequential.

[Crow]

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize. He would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[CrossBones]

Well I'm not sure what to say.

Invented the question mark? Bwahahahahahahahaha.

[TheMadStork]

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize. He would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Thank you, Dr. Evil...

[Postmaster]

Did your dad sleep with his sister by any chance?

[007]

Man, I'm reading that stupid phrase all over the net lately.

Must be the 'in' meme of the moment.

[RF34]

Bravo....bravo

[Crow]

Still makes me chuckle.

[system7]

http://bearseatbeets.net/random/wtfman.jpg

[Rupert]

http://bearseatbeets.net/random/wtfman.jpg

hacked into his family album did ya?

[jake99]

I work with this guy,, nice enough, but he's slow at everything..

[JohnQ]

100 milllllllllllion Dollllllllllllars.

[DarkDays]

This coffee tastes nuty

[Madturk]

:bong:

[R8RSFAN]

Somebody hide the keyboard before he hurts himself.