Just for fun

[NIPS]

Ever get out of the shower - stuff the crank between the legs and lock the fingers behind the head and twist???---- ya know---to see what you would look like as a french broad with hairy armpits???

Wee- Wee bitches!!!

[Angry Pope]

I went for a totally different look for Halloween.

[CrossBones]

Ever get out of the shower - stuff the crank between the legs and lock the fingers behind the head and twist???---- ya know---to see what you would look like as a french broad with hairy armpits???

Wee- Wee bitches!!!

I went for a totally different look for Halloween.I'm not answering the door tonight.

[Whistle]

Ever get out of the shower - stuff the crank between the legs and lock the fingers behind the head and twist???---- ya know---to see what you would look like as a french broad with hairy armpits???

Wee- Wee bitches!!!

I thought only Patsie fans did that?

[DarkDays]

I saw a teenage boy in a sheet and he looked at me and said."I am the ghost of my parent's 401K." I fell out laughing.

[TheMadStork]

Ever get out of the shower - stuff the crank between the legs and lock the fingers behind the head and twist???---- ya know---to see what you would look like as a french broad with hairy armpits???

Wee- Wee bitches!!!

Damn, Nips, either you're watching "Silence of the Lambs" or you need some serious therapy.

[DarthRaidor]

Ever get out of the shower - stuff the crank between the legs and lock the fingers behind the head and twist???---- ya know---to see what you would look like as a french broad with hairy armpits???

Wee- Wee bitches!!!

The NIPS-ster in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Xl_Zx9m5Y&NR=1

[hawaiianboy]

Ever get out of the shower - stuff the crank between the legs and lock the fingers behind the head and twist???---- ya know---to see what you would look like as a french broad with hairy armpits???



You, Grim and Natty should start a club...


So my wife calls me this afternoon saying there's a change of plan for Halloween... Instead of everybody meeting at our house, could I meet up with them at her parents house...

So I get there and they are all waiting for me outside ready to roll... Instead of the cheerleader outfit my wife said she was going to wear, she, my father-in-law, my brother-in-law and my sister-in-law are all wearing the same thing: the JaMarcus Russell jersey style t-shirts sold at KMart stuffed with pillows in the belly area, silver sweat pants, eye black, and white headbands with "RAIDERS SUCK" written across the front... I knew my wife was being way too accommodating when she finally agreed with my suggestion to let my daughter dress as a Raiderette... I tell you, the Raiders better get their shit together or I'm going to end up divorced with the way she busts my balls....

[JohnQ]

The NIPS-ster in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Xl_Zx9m5Y&NR=1

OMG. I'm blind.

[Throne Raider]

You do dumb things when you're young, in college and drunk. (pubic hair on roomies' toothbrushes, Saran wrap across toliet--you know, mature things)

One evening in our townhouse (two story) apartment one roommate yelled that our fourth roommate had just arrived in the parking lot. We other three dropped our bottles of brew and ran to the top of the stairs, where we would be visible only from the waist down as one walks through the first floor front door and glances upward. We all dropped our drawers and tucked, laughing our asses off. Heard the door open, heard "John" walk in (smirking at one another about how clever we were.) Heard a low scream and realized John was not alone. His parents had dropped by to see how he was doing. His girlfriend was with him, too. My girlfriend had been sitting downstairs studying and jumped up to see what the commotion was. By then we'd all fled to a back bedroom, aghast that we could not blame each other since all three of us had been in on it. Haven't learned my lesson, still occasionally flash my wife this way when I get out of the shower. She's unimpressed.

[jatfly]

You, Grim and Natty should start a club...


So my wife calls me this afternoon saying there's a change of plan for Halloween... Instead of everybody meeting at our house, could I meet up with them at her parents house...

So I get there and they are all waiting for me outside ready to roll... Instead of the cheerleader outfit my wife said she was going to wear, she, my father-in-law, my brother-in-law and my sister-in-law are all wearing the same thing: the JaMarcus Russell jersey style t-shirts sold at KMart stuffed with pillows in the belly area, silver sweat pants, eye black, and white headbands with "RAIDERS SUCK" written across the front... I knew my wife was being way too accommodating when she finally agreed with my suggestion to let my daughter dress as a Raiderette... I tell you, the Raiders better get their shit together or I'm going to end up divorced with the way she busts my balls....

That's great shit right there....

[Random Dude]

The NIPS-ster in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Xl_Zx9m5Y&NR=1

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