View Full Version : Happy B-Day you old fart...
Crossbones just turned 94 today.
Happy birthday, man. ;)
TheNextStep
05-31-2007, 05:31 PM
I wasn't going to bring it up publicly, Bones... but, since it is out there, Happy Birthday. I hope that the colostomy bag we all pitched in and got you comes in handy!
R4Life
05-31-2007, 05:53 PM
Happy B-day, man. I've got a replacement hip for you on layaway for that inevitable fall in the tub. Medic-alert is worth the money, bro. Don't let pride stand in your way.
hawaiianboy
05-31-2007, 06:32 PM
Crossbones just turned 94 today.
Don't let him get you down Bones, you don't look a day over 90....
Boom-she-boop-boom-she-boop[keeping the beat]Go Grandpa, go grandpa, it's your birthday, it's your birthday[/keeping the beat]
http://www.funnydesigns.com/images/GoGrandpaItsMyBirthday.gif
Whistle
05-31-2007, 06:47 PM
Not that I am a regular poster, but Happy Birthday! V-I-A-G-R-A!!!!
Madturk
05-31-2007, 06:58 PM
Don't let the bastards get you down Bones. :D Look at the bright side, you'll be collecting your SS check, while they're still working. Happy Bday Man
SoCalRaider
05-31-2007, 07:17 PM
Don't stop til the panties drop...
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j247/miserygarden/funny/birthday.jpg
CrossBones
05-31-2007, 08:12 PM
Thanks guys!
I'll be emailing you all the list of presents I am expecting. Also please remember to look under the proper price category...you'll all have varying thresholds depending on how much loot I think you have.
SoCal...send those two ho's over ASAP.
SoCal...send those two ho's over ASAP.
Why?
So you can watch Matlock with them in the retirement home?
*I kid, I kid...Don't ban me*
Limee
05-31-2007, 11:40 PM
Happy birthday old chap.
Dont let these dopes getcha down Bones, word on the street your the catch at the town bingo hall...
I give alot of credit to someone that can throw down a double teamer with Mildred and Ruth
Thats my boy Bones!!!!
jatfly
06-01-2007, 05:11 AM
If you guys are interested, this lets you write your own captions so imagine the possibilites, http://hetemeel.com/index.phphttp
Anyways.....HB, CB!
Raidermania12
06-01-2007, 07:17 AM
happy b-day cb. Hope ya had some inkling of fun.
Happy belated, Aones. Now verify my other account, god damn it.
YodasBeast
06-01-2007, 08:19 AM
happy b-day cb. Hope ya had some inkling of fun.
And hopefully you'll be able to remember it....damn that senility all to hell....
CrossBones
06-01-2007, 08:52 AM
Happy belated, Aones. Now verify my other account, god damn it.It was deleted. :o
And hopefully you'll be able to remember it....damn that senility all to hell....You're late. Look under the $250 section of the present list just for that.
Stanny
06-01-2007, 04:05 PM
Dont worry about the dried up raisin bags...Display that old spoiled fruit proudly son!!! Happy B-Day Mr. Bones:D
Byron2112
06-01-2007, 04:28 PM
Damn, all the potty jokes have already been done. You bastards are so predictable!
Have a good B-day Bones!
RNorris
06-01-2007, 05:09 PM
Happy Birthday ...
Two of my favorite people were born on the same day as you so you must be good people. Which I think we all have known for awhile now.
Happy Birthday Bones.
RaiderIVlife
06-01-2007, 05:15 PM
Don't stop til the panties drop...
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j247/miserygarden/funny/birthday.jpg
"Very nice"
What's this thread about again?
Oh yeah, Happy Birthday Bones.
YodasBeast
06-01-2007, 10:20 PM
It was deleted. :o
You're late. Look under the $250 section of the present list just for that.
I must be missing something in regards to the $250 section, but ah well...as long as you enjoyed yourself for your Bday
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